Ciddies Week Part I: Talkin’ ‘bout My Revelations (awards 50-36 posted!)

44. MLT Spend $10,000 to be in the Veronica Mars movie


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Those who didn’t make it…

Azar...............................7
Chris..............................6
Aulayna............................5
maybee.............................5
Shorty.............................3
RSL................................1


Leaving Bunny and Tifa’s Boobs to try to be Veronica Mars’s next love interest…

Tifa's Boobs.......................9
Bunny..............................12


And the Ciddie goes to…

Bunny
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Nicely done Bunny! Way to go for liking some random movie. You deserved that Ciddie!

:save: Ⓒⓞⓝⓖⓡⓐⓣⓤⓛⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ Ⓑⓤⓝⓝⓨ :save:

Bunny is now in The Mars Volta.

Woop Woop Bunny

43. MLT Not have to pay prostitutes for sex after showing off their skills
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Nomination leader(s): iceglow.

The Nominees:

Chris
Evastio
Formalhaut
iceglow.
Pantz
Parker
Psychotic
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

MLT Not have to pay prostitutes for sex after showing off their skills

This Ciddie is interesting in that it doesn't specify what the skills in question are. Oh, sure, it's a reference to Game of Thrones and the implication is sex, but I don't play by your rules, EoFF! :colbert: Let's see what skills each of the nominees has.

Chris has the special skill of being really smurfing odd. I imagine he'd get down and dirty with the prossies before suggesting they consume pickled pig's snouts or engage in a game of golden shower water polo. They would probably say "no man, it's cool, this one is on the house" before nervously beating a retreat.

Evastio would indeed straight up be a sex fiend. No two ways about it, he would be a god damn tiger in the sack.

Formalhaut's skill is appeasement. He'd go in strongly, but then he'd feel a bit bad and then he's justifying every little comment and sentence he makes in case somehow the prostitutes take offence. The whores find young Formy to be just darling and not want him to pay, but in a misguided attempt to make them feel better he leaves double the money, because they're just trying to earn a living.

iceglow. has the unique skill of making the simple into the very complex. When negotiating prices he'd start telling them about his job and the various women he's met. By his twenty-seventh use of the word "basically" in one sentence, the prostitutes will have fallen fast asleep and Steve can make good his escape.

Pantz would bust out his irreverent comedy stylings and laugh the panties off the ladies of negotiable affection with his whimsical yet cutting observations. Of course, they may just be lauging at his dress sense.

Parker has the skill of pity. They'd take one look at the poor lad, realise this was his only physical contact for three months, and easily set aside the fee.

Psychotic has the skills of playing too much Grand Theft Auto. I would be Jack Thompson's wet dream, in that I would murder the hookers and take my money back from them because that is of course the entire aim of Grand Theft Auto and you totally get points for doing so. The video games made me do it!

Raistlin's skill is being one stubborn mothersmurfer. I know this is more of a PeeGee trait, but I still wouldn't put it past him to start ranting at the poor floozies about their role in an economic market and Ayn Rand and whatnot. He'd then refuse to pay and then argue the back teeth off the whores until they get bored and wander off.

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Originally Posted by Anonymous voter

That isn't really how prostitution works and you are dehumanizing a difficult and dangerous industry

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43. MLT Not have to pay prostitutes for sex after showing off their skills

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Those who didn’t make it…

Evastio............................8
Chris..............................7
Pantz..............................3
Parker.............................3
Psychotic..........................3
RSL................................1


Leaving Formalhaut, iceglow., and Raistlin to wow the ladies…

Formalhaut.........................9
Raistlin...........................9
iceglow............................10


And the Ciddie goes to…

iceglow.
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I knew I wouldn't win :p

I KNEW IT!!

dang

Posting more in the thread because Award Pimp said so.

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Originally Posted by Denmark

dang

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dong

i ran a red light to not get home in time for these to start

thanks for waiting

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Originally Posted by Locky

Posting more in the thread because Award Pimp said so.

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That is quite interesting. Any follow up thoughts?