Mister EoFF EXTREME! (The Finals!)

Six outta 29... well, I guess I didn't do that bad. However, I'll just be selfish and say that I was screwed over, and that I should win, and blah blah blah. As you're meant to when you do this kinda thing. Apparently. xD

*literally grumbles*

Blah, blah. Round 4 shouldn't suck though. If I don't start getting at least as many votes as I had contestants I'm going to have to... cry? Yes, that'll do. I'll cry. Like a big baby.

*puts his money on Donk to take it all* :D

I'd like to thank the academy ...

Oh wait, it isn't over. :o

Britt, take my advice: don't place bets.

Place your bets! XP

Round 4 - The Finals! - Closed!
*See first post for voting rules.
Alright, so we know there are only 3 contestants. Now who's going to win? Here's how voting works for this round: Each contestant has an answer for each question, only I mixed them up so you're not just voting for one person. Vote for 1 answer for each question! All I need from you is the numbers. Also, since I do only need the numbers, you can IM me your vote on AIM as CLniKLyDeD if you can catch me online. Hope this works out...

Question 6! If you somehow aquired one-hundred million dollars what would you do with it?

1 - I'd give it back. There's no way I got it legitimately ...

2 - I'd first donate half to the poor, then I'd use the rest for myself, family, and friends...or just myself.

3 - I'd undoubtedly blow it all on anime, and then say, "Where'd all the money go?"

Question 11! Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

4 - No, those filthy bastards...I thought they were against that kinda thing. Innocent creatures are killed just to please someones appetite; that's not the vegetarian way.*shakes his head*

5 - Should animal crackers eat vegetarians? Kill or be killed I say.

6 - A cracker is an animal that's made out of stuff
It's prolly got some meat in, that's enough
Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, and be better off than you are? Or would you rather be an animal cracker?

Question 14! What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7 - Since the bread wasn't sliced, it was apparently unsliced bread.

8 - Unsliced bread. Nobody was too thrilled, though.

9 - Slicing people

Question 15! If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

10 - Their meat is too stringy.

11 - Because you can't aim. Some of us can and do shoot them.

12 - Simple. In the past, too many tourists were shot. Now they're on the endangered species list. The tourist population is still way too high, in my opinion. Infact, they're still going strong at the population of 78,384,098.

Question 18! Describe your ideal woman (or man if you'd prefer such).

13 - Soft, brown hair. Green eyes. Piles and PILES of cash.

14 - Words could not describe her. (I'm lazy).

15 - A smart woman with a bright personality. Has a lot in common with me. Is pretty. Now wasn't that a nice simple list?

Question 20! Answer me these questions three:
(a)Question the first!: WHAT is your name?
(b)Question the second!: WHAT is your favorite color?
(c)Question the third: WHAT is your quest?

16 - (a)Laughton Kendal Veldsworth Esquire
(b)Tangerpureen
(c)Cheese.

17 - (a)Ketsunuke Nakusoyarou
(b)Octarine
(c)To obtain an undead army of darkness.

18 - (a)MY NAME IS SIR LANCELOT THE BEDWETTER
(b)Blue ... I MEAN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
(c)Damnit, I need to see Monty Python's "Holy Grail" again ...

ooo this is a tough one, they're all such good funny answers! and so witty!