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All the male enlargment stuff was all stolen all over the world to be used as a cannon with it reversed into male shinking and fire it from the moon making all males balls shrink so small it disappears and with no other men with balls will make the women extremely desperate and he Farnerd Ucknudishmen will get it on with every women Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson and everyone and to keep the human race alive then Sephiroth. knew this HAD to be stopped so he got every man armed with heavy weaponery to attack the moon but there was a problem with the men....
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...and that was that they weren't men at all, but evil mutant slugs. The slugs quickly assimilated the galaxy, and installed a new regime of darkness. Under this regime, people were required to...
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submit to the will of nothingness. Just listen to Nothingness's wiseness. "Nothing is worth fighting for. Nothing should not be taken for granted. Nothing is better than anything else." With the power of nothingness, they...
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Turned nothing into something! =O
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Then a human army attacked the mutant slugs with Salt guns and salt grenades and S bombs (Salt Bombs) and won then 400 years later aliens called he Furry Longbottoms attacked and conquered the human race and made them play crap like Barbie Horse Adventures, Tellitubies, Mary-Kate & Ashley franchise, Sesame Street games, Yu-Gi-Oh! series and other crappy games. Made them watch stuff that sucked and then burning great suff like FFVII and Mario and Shining Force! The na great hero arose to take on the Furry Longbottoms....
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using telekenesis the hero made all the furry longbottoms fly into a giant compactor crushing them all instantly, in his moment of victory he took off his hood revealing himself to be...
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Waldo!!! Finally Waldo had been found and then Waldo with a wave of his hand disappeared into the darkness then break-dancing monkeys came out and....
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danced to the "Where's Waldo" theme from the cartoon. This upset the great ageless pigs of wrath. They formed a plan to...
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Destroy every Banana in existence, which would lead to....
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...a million enraged primates screaming in the streets. Then the president said "OH NOES! MONKIES! We must...."
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*Not monkies, monkeys
Trap them in pudding and eat it! Then colonize on Mars and then we can enjoy Doom 3 but for real Duuueeeeerrr" then a voice of reason came to aid us in our hour of need was none other than........
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Bob Marley's ghost? No, it was grrr from Invader Zim! He said "I LIKE COWS!! GGGRRROOOOWWWOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!" He...
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Danced with Radioactive cows and the cows burst full of Radioactive acid which would of wiped the human race out if 3/4 of the world weren't in the underground BBQ afterwards they went to the surface and saw the Radioactive wasteland and then they........
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Mistook the ground for chocolate, turning them into...
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Gigantic apples that ate...
