lol wonder what that attack looks like
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~ Far, far, far away...just after KH2 ~
Cap. Hook: Hey, where did everyone go?
sora: why have i got this keyblade now again
Sora: If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have...id have 1 dollar!
Goofy: Whats a dollar?
Sora:.......line!
Director:Beats me
Sora:ummm....beating meat...
Sephiroth:hahahhaha *Falls off cliff laughing*
The end
*in reference to my 1st post*
Cloud: Sephiroth, let's just be friends
Sora: Kairi, ur a bitch
~ At TWTNW ~
Riku: Are you sure this going to work?*Holding a girl panties with a 12 on it*
Mickey: Yes I sure, the morons can't tell who we are unless if we're dumber than them, we would show our face.
Riku: *talking to himself* Your ears are a dead give-away.
~ On The Altar of Naught ~
Demyx: BOSS!
Xemnas: WHAT DID TOLD YOU NUMBER NINE!!
Demyx: Sorry...but do we have a member that has two big round ears?
Xemnas: No...why?
Demyx: I saw one.
Xemnas: I see...THERE A MOUSE RUNNING IN THIS WORLD!!!!!
Saïx (In his bedroom, awaken): WHERE??? *Summoning his claymore, ran and found Riku and Mickey* DIE MOUSE!!!!! ROXAS, HELP ME TO KILL THIS MOUSE!
Mickey: HOW THE HECK HE KNOW???? Wait, who is Roxas?
Riku (Thinking to himself): There no one else so that guy did though that I'm Roxas, that leave he know King Mickey is not his bubby because of his ears.
Riku (out loud): Nice knowning you, dimwitted mouse. NOW DIE!
Mickey (Thinking to himself): Why would Riku say that? Wait a minute...NOW I GET WHAT RIKU TALKING ABOUT.
Mickey (out loud): GOD DAMN MY EARS.
Cloud: Hey Sephiroth
Sephiroth: What
Cloud: ....I....I think......I think i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ Before Batteling Sephiroth (in KH1) ~
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
*Sora is dumbfold in one minuter, laghting the next*
Sephiroth: Whats so funny?
*Pop!, Cloud's head is sticking out of Sephiroth's butt*
Cloud: That sould do for my Bio class homework.
Sephiroth: crap...
~ Before Batteling Sephiroth (in KH2) ~
Sephiroth: Wheres Tifa?
Sora: What about Cloud?
Sephiroth: OMG, OMG, I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP!!!!!
*Who came out of Sephiroth's butt is Cloud and Tifa*
Goofy: OMG, he gave birth. Twins.
Everyone else: WTF is goofy thinking of?
~ At the time Sora left Goofy behind to join Donald and Mickey ~
*A minute after Sora left*
Goofy: Good, Now let the meeting start.
Pete: So, what are we doing boss.
Demyx: yea sir, I don't want to stay fake dead.
Sephiroth: My lord, we have done the first part of your plans to take Kingdom Hearts.
Goofy: Alright. When I say "Xeamns is Mansex", start the 'Part 2 plan'.
Pete,Demyx&Sephiroth: YES SIR.
Goofy: Good, now lets get back to our rolls before someone or someNOone will know what are we up to.
*Goofy start running to Sora as its part of his roll.*
OMG ANSEM'S ORGANIZATION NAME COULD BE MANSEX!!!
~ In pride land... ~
Sora: Come on guys, I need something to eat.
Goofy: All I got is plants.
Donald: Give me some!
Sora (Thinking to himself): But I'm a lion, lions don't eat plant...*Start giving Donald a creeply looks*...I wonder what Donald's like.
Sora: Mnnnnn Donald...
Donald: What the...
*Sora pound Donald down and then eat him up like a wild cat*
Goofy: That a nice trick Sora, where did you learn that?
Text:*Ding* Sora learn 'Wild Prey'.
(From KH2)
Xeanort: i feel... constapated...
Sora:...
Donald:....
Goofy:.....
Riku:YAY!
As of our six heroes sitll keep on going and end up another place that anyone is not sure where they are...
~ At Big Shell, Stuld A ~
Donald: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Sora: Hey, don't look at me. Goofy was the one that flying the gummy ship...
Nemesis: WE'RE AT BIG SHELL.
Samus: How the heck you know?
*Nemesis point to a big sign with two big readable words 'Big Shell'*
Samus: Oh.
*Solid Snake and Raiden (From Metal Gear Solid 2) show up*
SS: Oh right kid, do you where Metal Gear is?
Raiden: Snake! Don't have time to Q&A, not only we got enemies troops behind us but also with a help with the white thing...*A Dusk show up*...THERES ONE!
Sora&Donald: NOBODIES!
~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing... ~
James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!
*This been repete the whole time*