They're all closet cases who are afraid of homophobia.
Why does Rydia put herself in the front row, as soon as you meet her, when she's only level 1?
Printable View
They're all closet cases who are afraid of homophobia.
Why does Rydia put herself in the front row, as soon as you meet her, when she's only level 1?
She has amnesia and thinks she's a warrior
What do you think the entire FF IV cast is doing 3 years after defeating Zeromus?
Prostitutiion. Times are tough when your entire kingdom and economy got nuked by evil.
someone take mine
Because he's stupid! And he has um... wooden hands!
Why can the fat chocobo talk and the others go kweh?
Whoops didn't see the other pages....
It's because KluYa didn't die; he really got swallowed by the fat chocobo. That's him you hear talking from inside the chocobo's belly.
Where do our brave heroes go when they have to go to the bathroom if there are no bathrooms in FFIV?
Through a secret passage in each town. The censors blacked them out.
Why can't the Lunar Whale go underground?
It's claustrophobic.
How often do Trap Doors brush their teeth?
Twice a day :D
Why is the moon so small?
Because it's only a baby moon.
Why did the Engrish translators mistranslate Edwald's name as Edward?
Because the actor playing Edwald died, and they needed someone else.
Why don't the Black Chocobos just leave the party stranded?
They didn't want to do anything that would make them an easy target for racial discrimination.
WHY CAN'T HE JUST DIE?! (The Demon Wall, that is... a question I kept screaming during the fight will finally be answered right now!)
Because he has too many hit points.
How come everyone calls Cid an old man when he's claerly not?
He is an old man, he just uses a crap load of Just for Men.
Why can't you ride the White Chocobo?
Because they charge 100000000 gil a flight and Cecil would never pay that much.
What's the deal w/ the magazine in the producers' room?
It's not really porn; it's really a tattoo and body piercing magazine, summer edition, and the censors deemed it as "satanistic", hence why it was originally removed from the NA release.
Why are the two princes you meet in the course of the game both named "Edward"?