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A lady has to have some secrets. ;)
It is!!! :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by yanis
The Corrupt Party is my kind of party. Anybody up for some money laundry!?
Money Laundering? can't we just go swimming in the millions we made from people buying our services for various corruptions?
Let's not swim in tassels though ;)
Oh I figured Tassles would be fun :P
:lol: I just saw the tassel part in the sig!
Psychotic has been a Cid's Knight for a year now. Why has nobody built some kind of exciting celebration for him yet?
A year? I'll throw him a party andstrip for himhire a stripper if/when this party wins.
30, and I won't sic my minions on you.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticInteresting proposition, baldy, but I'm going to suggest an even better one. You give me 60 bucks, and I won't ban you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga GuessPsssh...I'll give you 5 bucks, and you should be happy I'm not charging you.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticNormally I'd charge 10 grand. But you, well, you're a handsome man. 8 and a half grand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
ENDLESS CORRUPTION
You don't have any minions, cueball, and even if you did, I would just ban them too. Now hand over the cash.
My Life Drain does 225 damage per second with Aganhim's Sceptre! I will finish him off!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
You can strike me down, but I shall only rise up stronger than you could ever imagine!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
A good old-debuff such as Dispel will take care of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga GuessYou can strike me down, but I shall only rise up stronger than you could ever imagine!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Careful, Giga has a tendency to just eat people.
He cannot Eat me, so long as I have above critical health! As per my Life Drain, I am invulnerable!
You don't seem to get it, health doesn't matter when he'll just eat you in one bite and possibly swallow you whole.
Life Drain also has the wonderful property of being a Base with a pH of 17.
Eat can't be used on targets with high health.
he cannot Devour us he will fail for our luck stats were enhanced to 355 an impossible number I know.
Every sailor knows, that a pirate is the corruptest of 'em' all!!!
Really? Just what did you do to those sailors to convince them of that? :aimkiss:
were so corrupt that pirates are like the daisys we crush when skipping of our battlefields of doom (and pretty daisys)
How much money is Bob offering?
Stick-Leeza's anatomy is confusing, to say the least. Would someone explain it to me if I provided a hefty 'contribution' to the party?
I commend Cid for the quite awesome ability to smoke a cigar through his goggles.
You smoke a cigarette through a helmet, what's so hard?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
LOL moving targets! Cid looks like a real dangerous man in that picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
OMG what if the chocobo is really spdude in disguise? And in the guise of BoB, he's giving money to Cid for EoFF? We have a witness to the transfer of power!
Oie!
It's going to cost even more to keep me from suing.Quote:
We couldn't afford theundeadhero so instead we just ripped him off.
So, three dollars should keep you from suing?Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
What about sewing? I need a little cover for my sodas. That would be cool.:D
Flat sodas are easier to drink than carbonated sodas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
But I need my carbonation.
You could sew me a blanket if you'd like.
What color scheme would you like?Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
We do not negotiate with terrorists. theundeadhero is clearly a terrorist. This thread proves it:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-vacation.html
See? He admits to going to Iraq. Now, where do you suppose terrorists live? Exactly. It's all too much of a coincidence if you ask me.
Awww theundeadhero deserves a blankie, anyone that goes to that hellhole does!
Do you like blankies with bear prints and clowns ?
He was in Iraq witihin the last twenty years? He's a Terrorist, no doubt.
But we are corrupt.......You can have the blankie for 20 bucks. Or next time you're over here in the UK you can buy me the drinks ;)
We can't let anyone know, or else our cover will get blown!
A'yo, haven't been here in a while. What'sup people!:cool:
*touches TtR inappropriately*
Hey Roto! Watch those hands man! You might touch something that wouldn't make your mommy to proud...:cool:
My mommy already knows. ;D *molest molest*
For some reason, the forums look so much groovier. No idea why...I just can't place my finger on it.
Actually it happened from our groovy members' first posts in this forum:cool:
This guy plays a Sitar!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...r_09_Demyx.png
Posting to acknowledge l33t signature
this signature makes me break out my shades because the colours are so groovy it hurts my eyes.
WE're groovy!!! Aren't you already wearing your sunglasses, Stef? :cool:
I smurfing love this party.
Or do a groovy dance for ya :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Everyone does.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
Fun signature facts:
Red Pill is on acid.
This is my favourite so far. :P
15k... 15k, 15k micrograms. 15k micrograms...
You mean it was always your favorite, right?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
ROFL
Look at the ad this sig got
Oh boy, a personalized diet solution!
It was my sig...:laughing:
I'm so proud of you, yanis.
That's what I meant.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanisYou mean it was always your favorite, right?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
HAHA finaly we have the sitars!
Finally, a cause I'm willing to give my life for!
Finally, a cause I'm willing to give Cz's life for
Whatever happens, I will always love you.
Even if I get my nipple pierced?
Especially if you get your nipple pierced. :cool:
You still haven't told him you have your nipple pierced?
What's all this about nipples being pierced?
Would you like to get your nipples pierced?
Will you be the one doing them?
Yes or no. I've never done it before, but I've seen some before so I know what it should look like.
I'll pass.
I have pierced someone's nipple before, strange story, stranger outcome but no infection and apparently I did it correct.
Try doing it with a sitar. That'd be groovy to watch. Not so much to feel, though.
Ouch, i'd think that would hurt quite alot.
it would mean that you could be dead stylish, and instead of having an nipple ring, you can have a sitar dangling from it. nice bit of 'bling' if i do say so myself
Wouldn't it be really heavy?
It would be worth it though not only would you get good excersize from carrying it but whenevere there is an awkward silence you could replace it with amazing music.
A'yo, how long is it going to be before our high wears off 'cause all these signs with swirly colors are making me wonder...:rolleyes2
Oh they're good for another couple of hours yet.
Pelippers rock at the sitars.:cool:
They feel like years when you're stoned!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Sitar music will never die, man. It will be topping the charts for ever and ever! :rock:
Hell yeah...Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelThey feel like years when you're stoned!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
you could just get a nipple ring decorated with a tiny silver sitar though piercing a nipple is almost always done with a bar........don't ask how or why I have this wonderful nugget of information to share blame it on our highs
;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cz
I SMELL NIPPLES! :goofy:
Is that Giga and Looney? :D
Nipples?! I have those....
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanis
pix plz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
I thought everyone has nipples:confused:
I wouldn't want to be banned now.
They do BUt I was just stating that i'm not a freak.
Post 'em in my LJ then! ;)
For all to see? I think not.
Anyone got a remedy for a severe cold? -sniffle-
Strange, why had I not joined this party? It fits me perfectly, yet I didn't join it when the Despicable Perverts Party was made at the start of the election? Ah well, it happens.
We've always been The Despicable Perverts Party what are you talking about?
Thats what I said.
Then I shall make a special friends group of which only you are a member, and then only you and I can see. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Still on the interweb to men across the globe, That's a little illigeal here ya know. I be only 16.
Hey I won't tell anyone if you don't!
And neither will the 30,000 or so people who have joined EoFF. :)
Fun signature facts:
That's not even close to the dirtiest picture I have of Giga Guess.
I made two versions, but the first one sucked so I made a new one.
I won't tell either and I think the other 29,999 won't...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy
Um sorry. NO.
So why not this time?
Oooo they both have goatees! :love:
Which one is Giga, the long haired cutie or the short haired hunk ? ;)
The beefy one.
A.) Why is GG waving like a Ninja Turtle?
and 2.) ASL?
:D They are both the height of handsomeness :D
GG looks like a friend of mine a bit.
Nice work Roto!
It's not despicable! It's beautiful dammit! :mad2:
I like the backround xD
You would!
It has something Greek...;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
LOL TROJAN MAN
I think our next party should be the TROJAN MAN party
Can we see?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
What are you talking about we never change our name...:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelI agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
Some may wonder why their right hands are not shown.
I know I don't, though.
I meant next year. We should be the TROJAN MAN Party.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanisWhat are you talking about we never change our name...:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelI agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
Wait, why would you interpret my statement as referring to an unevent?
Man you are a despicable pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul in the last 30 or so posts
oic wot u did.
Or did you?
Yeah this party fits paul alright.
What?:eyebrow:...I didn't!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelI meant next year. We should be the TROJAN MAN Party.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanisWhat are you talking about we never change our name...:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelI agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
Wait, why would you interpret my statement as referring to an unevent?
Fits you, too, but for completely different reasons, and a completely different "fit."Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Then why are you defending yourself, Comrade? Be careful!Quote:
Originally Posted by yanis
Maybe I should start with something simpler, like bikini pix plz.
Sorry boys i don't have bikini pics yet, it's too cold for that here still.
Warm yourself with a shower and take some pictures and send them, please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Why don't you try it on, to see if it fits? Best to buy a new one now than in the height of Summer! Then you can PM the pics to me personally and I'll tell you how well it fits. :jokey:
Pervs :sweatdrop
It's our Party, woman. You knew it was going to go down like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
That's nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
panties pix plz
We've heard that before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
At this point I think any pics would be good...:D
Back off, she's mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanis
I have some prom pics from saturday!
Now I just need an editing program.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
I was talking about Psy...Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelBack off, she's mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanis
EDIT:Prom pics...better than nothing!
Sure, you were.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanisI was talking about Psy...Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelBack off, she's mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanis
So was he. :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by yanisI was talking about Psy...Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelBack off, she's mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanis
I dunno then you guys might see who I was with.
I will merely replace his head. With a pike. And drain his blood once I hunt him down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
I can do that.
She was with loben.
Icky no. Loben was too cool to go to prom.
LIAR
SEE? SHE DISPROVED YOU!
I guess Psychotic is going to have to show the rest of the party the photo of Lekana with loben (I already saved it, sugar :)). He'd hate to have to do that, though. Maybe, just maybe, a photo of Lekana with her shirt off would distract him from his purpose.
Do what you must. But remember, I am Uonoma Usui, and my Shingan will cut you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Yanis is waiting...and Tavrobel too...:rolleyes2
Don't show that I look bad in that. Here a prom picture i'm almost topless I had a strapless dress on. Ignore the other two. I'm in the corner.
Hey if you look closely you can see her nipple. Oh boy, this is one for the "to be printed" folder. :drool:
I'm assuming that strong radiance that makes me ignore the other two is coming from the left of the picture.
By the way, you guys really need to learn how to remove red-eye.
You cannot!
Yes, you can. Simply get rid of the refractive effect that causes blue to become red in camerashots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Stupid boys.
I was lookin at the pic and you changed the page...:riiight:
You watch your tongue when you're talking to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Grrr. Why do I put myself through this?
You're just a sucker for pimps like me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Not in the sexually connotative way.
:rolleyes2
:upsidedow
:O_O: odd.
:riiight: I just was looking up too...
I wonder what at, Comrade. This is not Pornosec, so no looking at women who are above you.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanis
LOL OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
The Despicable Perverts Party........
The D/P Party........
The Diamond and Pearl Party.......
OH MY GOD!!! You guys are Pokemon lovers, you freaks[you shouldn't think of Pokemon that way!]...
(don't even ask)
Oh trust a furry to try to drag everyone down to its level. :rolleyes2
Look, the only people who want to bone animals around here are you lot. I know you want us to be like you so it will give your disturbing fetish some credibility, but it just aint happenin'. Now, off you trot! I think I see a platypus without anyone humping it!
Platypus? Since when is a platypus a nekomimi girl/guy or a kitsunemimi girl/guy?
Ah well, at least I ain't the guy with a Despicable Perverts Party that is security a Diamond and Pearl party.
(once again don't ask.... I have had too little sleep and too much cafine/sugar to be accountable for my actions)
I have no idea what the hell this...thing...is saying.
ME HUMAN. YOU NO MATE WITH HUMAN. YOU GO MATE WITH BABY GIRAFFE NOW, YES?
Psy seems to have an unhealthy obsession with wanting us to do animals. You may need help my friend.
Please oh PLEASE change your theme again quickly!
Silly Del, they have always had those sigs of Loony and Giga naked, you just now noticed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
somewhere, somehow...somethings gone terribly wrong with this party...
I'm feeling rather despicably perverse. Must be the sig :greenie:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
That was assured the moment someone as Psychotic-minded as Psychotic was the head of the party. That was just a Psychotic decision and would obviously lead down the path of Psychotic-ness
(WAY too little sleep and WAY too much caffine now)
Is it just me, or am I a pervert now?
We all are...the whole party...:cool:
*sign* Why must this party state my true intent?:rolleyes2
So this party really describes you? ;)
Btw what happened to NeKo Cracker:confused:
Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerSilly Del, they have always had those sigs of Loony and Giga naked, you just now noticed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
For almost 2 pages you we're being pervy to me. Yeah we're all pervs in this pervy party.
This sig brings back memories of something I saw two months ago. :(
Me 2?:greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Been watching gay-porn videos again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
I cannot decide which of our signature perverts is more despicable. They're both so depraved and sinister...:(
Well, looks like my brother knows his place in the world...:rolleyes2
yay, topless men ¬_¬
Disturbing but funny.
I'm gonna have to agree with daffy on this one.
*sign* Why couldn't it been topless women instead?:(
Then we would be The Banned Party!!! :bgl:Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
I'm going to have to agree with Yanni on this one.
Hey, I specifically said "Naked Giga Guess pictures behind the cut. Do not click here if you don't want to see him naked. I mean it. Seriously." If you chose not to listen, that's your fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
You're just copying my topless manliness.
You see, that text was not there when Psy linked me directly from MSN. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
But yeah, he's not my first naked eoffer, so it's fine. But the next one better be female.
You should take off your sig. Its making many people WAY too happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
who will get post 2000?
i hope its me!
1,998 posts, huh? EoFF must have a lot of despicable perverts. :p
Yay. 2000. I'm so awesome. :greenie:
damnit, i never win these things.