Originally Posted by
Bunny
Super-teen extraordinaire
Javier! Javier!
Runs around in underwear
Javier! Javier!
Rescues Washington D.C.
Javier! Javier!
Unless something better's on TV
Javier! Javier!
His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Javier! Javier!
Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Javier
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic
His home base is the Jaivalair
Javier! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Javier! Chimpanzee!
Rides around in the Javiermobile
Javier! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Javiera me! Javiera you!
He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Javier! Javier!
Jaiver!!!