Hey there, EoFF! This is Dynast-Kid, ace reporter for NEWS CHANNEL WFFF, live from the red carpet at Eizon's Crystal Dome! We down at WFFF Studios devote our precious time and effort to bring you, Eyes on Final Fantasy, the maximum Ciddie experience. The 2008 Mid-Year Ciddies are just starting to heat up, and, appropriately, the next Ciddie to be presented is the...
Most Likely to be a Playboy Centrefold Ciddie! Yes, folks, you heard me. Playboy! In order to win this award the winner must be the perfect mix of charm, expression, charisma, and raw, oozing sexuality.
And to make things fun, we will hear a word from fellow WFFF reporter, Goldenboko! He's here with us, via satellite, from the NEWS CHANNEL WFFF headquarters in downtown Eizon. He's got a few words to say about all of the nominees. Boko, can you hear us?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
"I can hear you loud and clear, Dynast! To win this Ciddie, the nominees must all have their own brand of unique sexiness and personality!
Now, who's that first nominee? Agrias? Well, I don't think anything I say here is necessary! She's hella sexy! Next on the list is...Goldenboko!? Heh, well, what can I say? The guys love me! I have to beat 'em off with a club...er, not the club, and no surprise i'm nominated for this one! I mean, you wouldn't believe the moves Psychotic makes on me!
Jess, well, some guys are really into the girly girls. I don't think there's one square inch of her that wouldn't make you think "vagina!". Heh heh. Now, Jessweeee...When I first saw this I thought, "Hm, what?". But then I remembered that some people have a thing for the real shy girls who have their elbows barely *censor* their *censor* and use the *censor* *censor* *censor* to *censor*!
Lekana, heh heh, let me tell ya! I wrote a cheer for this girl! 'B' AS IN BANANA! 'O' AS IN ORIGINAL! 'O' AS IN OPEN UP! 'B' AS IN BEST! 'S' AS IN SPECTACULAR! Figure out what that spells...heh! Who's next? Rantzien? Well, this dude is the ultimate in manly manlinesss.
Now, Rye...Rye would strop off her clothes faster than a germophobe jumping into a shower! And smittenkitten? This little lady is as cute as the ":jess:" smiley!
Back to you, Dynast-Kid!"
Thanks, Boko! Well, that Goldenboko always has something to say, huh folks? Oh, I think Award Girl's about to present the award! This oughta be good! This is Dynast-Kid, signing off for now!
