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Granted. You accidentally press while daydreaming about the killer bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It eats your head.
I wish I also had a magic button, but one that makes everyone within five miles of me fall asleep for 20 minutes. Including people driving.
Granted. You are flying over the Atlantic on a private jet with the entire cast of Glee. One of the annoying twats accidentally presses your button. As it is a sealed cockpit, the plane crashes killing everyone on board. I realise that killing the cast of Glee would be a positive but this ultimately results in your death.
I wish I was lost in negative space.
Granted. Somebody sprays paint over the area you are lost in, making it no longer negative space, and poisoning you in the process. Because you inhaled. Idiot. Who inhales spray paint? Come on now.
I wish I had more spray paint to make more space paintings.
you get more paint and more space, but also more gasses.. your gonna die to.
i wish i could find my remote controle
Granted. You find it in the hands of a Hobbit on his way to Mordor. Which he walked into, by the way.
I wish I was Ray Manzarek.
Granted though you break your hand at a young age to end up like Marty did on back to the future part 2. Fired.
I wish I could have all the coins thrown into fountains/wells.
Granted. They are all teleported to your current location instantly crushing you to death.
I wish I could stop laughing at Lana Del Ray after her appearance on Saturday Night Live
you will stop laughing, and get sad the next time u see her.
i wish for a pony
Granted. You get a pony. It goes insane and eats your first child.
I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything.inb4 "42"
Granted, however, even though you know the answer, you still can't understand it, and the overwhelming power of this knowledge drives you insane and you finally snap during a game of chess, shoving a pawn up the nose of your opponent, before running off to the mall to buy JB cd's
I wish I hadn't accidentally the whole thing.
Granted. You accidentally nothing and therefore don't. Nothing in the world ever does again, and people do not anything.
I wish I knew how to get my N64 to work:
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Your N64 is up and running, but you die in a car accident.
I wish I could drink whiskey like a cold hard bitch and hold my liquor.
Granted. You can hold your liquor like a boss. Unfortunately, your liver fails at age 32. While you're in Nuevo Laredo. So all of your organs get harvested for profit.
I wish bananas really wore pajamas.
granted, banana´s are wearing pyjama`s.... BUT its a pyjama of fungus making all banana´s uneatable!!
and the word get spread that its YOU who wished for it and mad ppl will devide you by 0..
i wish it stopped raining today
Granted. It's tops raining and instead lightning bolts shoot from the sky destroying everything you once held dear.
And some old cat lady. But no rain.
I wish i had a better wish then this.