The Drunk Thread

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

I got completely smashed last night. Spilled like a centiliter of whiskey on my sock and the guy who owned the bottle was pissed at me all night because he thought I poured it out on purpose. On my sock. :lol:

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Drunk people. xD

Why is no-one drunk on chat right now?

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Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

Why is no-one drunk on chat right now?

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I don't know about everyone else, but I am.

I'll be on there presently..

I have some Bacardi and I'm drinking some reight now.

Not too drunk, don't think I'll go wasted, you know with the kidney and all. Gotta be careful with the drinking.

So how did drunk EoFF go?

I think me and Tigmafuzz were the most drunk but we were on there quite early so it may have gotten rowdier later on.

I thorougly enjoyed getting the lowdown on past and present EOFF relationships courtesy of FoA, Pike and Shorty. They were trying to assist me in finding a nice UK-based EOFF lady...

I finally got drunk. Drunk enough for memory loss drunk. Apparently I shouted very loudly about how my boyfriend does not reciprocate oral sex, put cheese whiz in everyone's hair, napped on a staircase, and sent myself a text about how awesome I am. Then I said some mean stuff because I had emotions. I am like Bizzaro Jessweeee♪ when I'm drunk it seems.

I tried to come on EoFF and tell you guys how drunk I was but reading made me nauseous.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

So how did drunk EoFF go?

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Answer: It didn't. Everyone else failed. I drank wine all day.

Lame-os.

I feel much better about saying, "It's five o'clock somewhere" when I am dealing with people from so many time zones.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Lame-os.

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You were also lame! You didn't show up!

Drank some bears and had a rum concoction earlier this evening. If I've learned anything, it's that Rum is my drinking kryptonite. Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, beer, Brandy, and wine? Don't faze me and I can take out a few bottles by myself. Rum? knocks me out. I was literally falling asleep in the middle of reading TvTropes articles, and dozed off for an hour after my little drinking excursion.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Lame-os.

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You were also lame! You didn't show up!

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I never said I would! I was out. :colbert:

4:44 in the morning and I'm plastered out of my mind, can't nobody stop me. I do believe in ghosts.