Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time!

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Who even cares about space pope any more :(

Oops I voted space pope. With that name he's bound to be up there.

43. MLT Pull a Jiro (SPOILER)AND/OR BALOKI and Completely Lose it On the Forums
Nomination leader(s): Baloki and Loony BoB (tied)

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The Nominees
Baloki
Shlup
Raistlin
Loony BoB
fire_of_avalon

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Originally Posted by Freya

Oops I voted space pope. With that name he's bound to be up there.

Oh that was a popularity vote there. Pike is a robot guys not a space pirate.

del murder has hit 5 predictions correct, not smurfing half bad if you ask me

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how many do I have?

You guys are lame, I inspired that award I should have gotten more votes. Grumble grumble. (even though I didn't even vote for myself lolololol)

Dear Baloki

I am sorry that they named this award after me. If I had known the ramifications it might have inflicted upon you, I would not have committed those actions so many moons ago. It is my sincerest wish that you win this award and forgive me so that, in the future, our partnership can blossom and perhaps we can both pull a Baloki and take the forum down together.

Fondest love

Jiro

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I was destined to write this speech. It is my namesake; I, its inspiration. However, thanks to a certain someone, I am a paranoid nutjob who spends hours each day eating eucalyptus leaves and hoping them white fellas and their bangsticks don’t come around hunting no more. I will tell you something though. None of this was my fault. No, it was orchestrated by someone much higher than me. Higher than any of us. You know him, yes, but you do not truly know him, not as I do. I stared into the abyss and Psychotic stared back at me.
Psychotic’s Guide to Making Them Crack

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Ah yes my campaign against the young lad Jiro! How I recall it well.

The boy did all you would expect, editing posts of mine, changing my sig, banning people. But it was all too much, too soon. If you blow your load too early, you won't have any stamina left for round 2. In order to break a man, I set out to wage a controlled, prolonged and deliberate war against him, gradually ramping up the pressure until he snapped.

I exposed the lad to the things he fears and hates the most. I searched his posts for the word "Hate" and away we went! The descent into madness!

Day 1: I turn him into the thing he hates. I renamed him to "HEY LISTEN! CLOSE!" this didn't seem to put him off too much, but I think it confused him slightly. As the day wore on and that was all I did to him, drool began to appear at his mouth. He was confused.

Day 2: I turn him into the thing EoFF hates. I employed a group of local street urchins to abuse and mock Jiro, in exchange for shiny coloured title trinkets. As a man who prides himself on his popularity, no doubt Jiro was hurt and taken aback as the EoFF community seemingly sided with me, valuing wealth over love. I also mentioned a Grand Slam planned for the next day, An End To All Things, as it were. As the day wore on, and more and more insults poured in, Jiro slowly slipped into insanity, and with the threat of Armageddon lying heavy on him, he broke, and collapsed into a corner, gibbering.

Day 3: I turn EoFF into the thing he hates. I never even got to unleash this upon him. Perhaps it is for the best.

Yolk in my omelet!? EWWW! - Page 2
The other other other knots!

I was going to design a forums skin that was covered with photos of anchovies, and played the sound of ripping velcro over and over again. I'd have then locked it to Jiro and set it so that he could not change it. Who knows what madness would have arisen had I enacted the final step in my plans? I pray that we must never find out. I have a feeling it'd be like Albert Einstein and the Manhattan Project - What Hath I Wrought?

IS THIS SUFFICE? ANSWER!

Nominees, listen close:

If you want to pull a Jiro, you need a Psychotic to pull the trigger.

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Come on you smurfing snow cat get up

GET UP I SAID

DO IT FOR HONOUR

DO IT FOR JUSTICE

Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE