I guess Spike369 summed it up best. Good slave.
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I guess Spike369 summed it up best. Good slave.
SY the former EB once known as DC formerly known as JAK.Quote:
Originally posted by eestlinc
or SY if you prefer.
Mik's party features SEX! We win! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
Nobody got Strife's answer for Bush!
Come on, it features SEX, kinda! You people love sex!
Ok, finally we get to the end and our prospective party leaders speak. I hope you have been able to figure out who you want to vote for using these questions as voting will begin soon. Anyway:
candidates for forum leadership
Give one reason why each of the five other candidates for this position would be better suited for the position than you.
Psychotic (BAotW):
Mikztsu would be better for this position than me, because he likes smiling birds and whips, and what head of government doesn't like either of those things? Exactly!
Citizen Bleys is better for this position than me, because he is an insane dictator of insane dicatorial proportions, and all government needs those. That and the fact that he has such great pajamas. So I've heard.
HOOTERS is more suited than I because he's done this kind of thing before with the thief party, and also he seems to have severe childhood traumas, possibly involving clowns. Again, clown-related childhood trauma is ESSENTIAL to becoming a forum leader.
Loony BoB is better suited for this than me, not only because he's BoB, the world loves him, he's a Cid's Knight, he has an avatar with a chocobo in it and he bullies and tortures people, but because he made his own soft-porn site about himself and shlup, [EB note:I recommened you don't click this] THE CONSPIRACY IS UNMASKED!
Agent 1 is better than me because s/he is actually a sex-crazed robot, hell-bent on world domination and making fish illegal. I think there may have been a problem in programming it or something? But anyway, machines will rule us all eventually, so this is good practice.
Mikztsu (Sex-Slaves):
Psychotic (BAotW) - Only reason I really can think of, is that this young man might speak even better Finnish than me.
Citizen Bleys (Conserv) - Conservative, whatever, this is goatsexing in disguise! He would be better than me, because...he just would? o_o
HOOTERS (Pirate) - Because Hooters won last time, he obviously is better than me, right?! *rolls eyes*
Loony BoB (Newbie) - I don't know. it just would be funny. And he can also weild mod-powers with his hypothetical forum leader position...so yes.
Agent 1 (Mystery) - Agent1 is the same person who always votes RSL, therefore, should Agent1 win, RSL would get all the praise and glory he deserves. Sorry, I can't do that, for some non-existant reason.
Citizen Bleys (Conservative):
Psychotic: Psychotic would be the ultimate small-government noninterventionist candidate; The civil service would be able to go about their jobs unhampered by government meddling because Psychotic would be busy having extended conversations about the meaning of life with the toilet
Mikztsu: Mik is a truly distinguished gentleman, who is out of the kindness of his heart, spreading to a new generation something to which they'd never previously been introduced: Syphilis.
HOOTERS: Under Hoot, the I Can't Believe It's Not Sand industry would certainly flourish, and there would be a constant influx of new, pillaged capital from other nations.
BoB: If elected, BoB would become a very busy man, with a lot of work to do. This, of course, would keep him away from our sisters.
Agent 1: Sunglasses are cool, and I think he's got a gun. Yay for guns.
HOOTERS (Pirate):
Loony BoB: I suppose he is more suited than me because he has good organization skills, but seriously, who needs organization?!?! If I wanted organization I wouldn’t have repeatedly stabbed my maid this morning. The only thing that was organised was my mantle piece, displaying her organs, which weren’t organised, except for all the digestive ones which were.
Miksxstu: Mik would make a fine forum leader because of his large emphasis on wholesome family values. Family values including proper table manners, no swearing, and mass orgies before supper time.
Bleys: Bleys would be good at forum leader because…
GOVERNMENT WARNING: EXCESSIVE SARCASM USED BELOW
…he is an intelligent, sane young man who doesn’t suck or eat poo daily.
Psychotic: Walrus. Walrus with a hat on.
Agent 1: Pfft…Agent 1 sucks at leadership I bet he couldn’t even lead himself out of some sort of sheep leading contest where the object is to the lead the sheep out of the specified area using various leads that you have to supply yourself but he didn’t supply them because he was too busy crying over the fact that I was WITH HIS MUM LAST NIGHT! That is assuming Bleys is Agent 1 of course.
Oh yeah…d’arr, y’arr, parrot monkey chandelier.
Loony BoB (Newbie):
Psychotic should win because he's gentle, considerate and welcomes input. Psychotic likes to listen to your needs.
HOOTERS should win because he gives off a pleasant aura. He offers stability and control to Eyes on Final Fantasy, and there is no better candidate when it comes to ensuring that the EoFF Forums have a mature and organised representative within Eyes on Final Fantasy Staff.
Mik should win because I suck (I would say something wonderful about him, but... I couldn't. So I figured I'd just degrade myself instead).
Bleys should win because he is dedicated to getting to know every last one of you - there's nothing he likes more than having people come and talk to him. He's here to stay, and he loves this place and enjoys helping out by talking to the newer members and keeping in touch with the younger generation. He always has a smile on his face, and he adores taking care of all the kids that join this community.
Mystery Guy should win because once you find out who he is, most of you will be wishing he won, too.
...ahh, who am I kidding.
HOOTERS and Mik should win because someday those two are going to be world famous by starring in beer commercials, and that'll generate good dosh for this place. We gotta keep 'em so they feel obligated to give us dividends. Psy should win so he can have something to do besides confuse all the poor people in the chatroom, Bleys should win because he's so good in bed and Mystery Guy should win because once you find out who he is, most of you will be wishing he won, too.:aimsun:
Agent 1 (Mystery):
Psychotic - He's a maniac, maniac, that's for sure.
Mikztsu - Board leadership would keep him occupied and away from our sisters.
Citizen Bleys - I'd make some joke about his crotch, but those are so played. Played like Bley's crotch!!! Oh no he di-'nt!
HOOTERS - He may be a drunken fool with no morals, but at least... sorry I got nothin.
Loony BoB - He has experience as a moderator and dealing with the scummy posters, like Mikztsu and HOOTERS to pick two at random.
There you have it folks.
Go Psy!
Everyone click the link in my answer! :D
I never knew...
OMG, *dies laughing*, I don't think I can take it any more, its just *crys with laughter* too *crys with laughter* brilliant.
Well done all, good job, and that last Bleys Crotch joke, a classic :)
I love this all sometimes *Knows hes not gonna win, he never wins so has given in and just began laughing*
*sigh* I thought he'd delete it.
So....
I MADE BACKUPS! YAY!
let it be known that I am just the messenger.
Eest! You saw them! Tell everyone they're real! BoB keeps erasing them!
It's a coverup! You can't silence my voice of tru- *is shot by a sniper*
I could send you more explicit pictures if you like? =D~~
Gah, it took a whole 3 mins to record that Suteki da Ne thing and now I have to start again because of the stupid homer mail is here thing, give me 3 more mins and I shall post it somehow.
Maybe I should sell those rare pics I have on Ebay?
Or just stuff them on the BAoTW site? >=)
VIVA LA RESISTANCE! ;)
just send me a copy of "curiosity salted the snail"