Scene: The one paradox battle you face cloud, or any battle with cloud
Cloud: *farts*
Sora: *faints*
Goofy: *Goes up to smell Cloud's fart*
Goofy: *sniff sniff*
Cloud: what the HELL are you doing!
Goofy: I'm a dog remember.
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Scene: The one paradox battle you face cloud, or any battle with cloud
Cloud: *farts*
Sora: *faints*
Goofy: *Goes up to smell Cloud's fart*
Goofy: *sniff sniff*
Cloud: what the HELL are you doing!
Goofy: I'm a dog remember.
Our 8 heroes, yak yak yak, something for Yen Sid, yak yak yak, anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
As of our six heroes sitll keep on going and end up another place that anyone is not sure where they are...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface...As our five heroes (Yes James just tag along)...Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsoraStill much later in a third world( a random forest)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface...And our four heroes Sora, Donald, Goofy and their new friend (or pet?) Nemesis still going to where Yen Sid send them (for a second time).Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
~ In Silent Hill ~
Sora: Ummm...
Donald: I DON'T KNOW SORA!!!
Goofy: Why not ask Nemesis, he might know where are we.
Nemesis: *Growled* SILENT HILL *Growled*
Sora: So he does know WHERE are we...wait a second...*Look at the map (thought no idea how got in the first place)* GOD DAMN IT!!!! WRONG PLACE AGAIN!!!!
*James (From Silent Hill 2) ran and found our heroes*
James: Hay guy. Have you see my wife, Mary.
Donald: THAT ####'IN YEN A$$ SID H@!$, I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
Sora: Where are we now???
Goofy: Ahyuck, I dunno.
Sora: That doen't help at all.
Donald: Well we better be in the right place or I'm using Fla...
???: BELIVE IT!!!!
All: WTF???:confused:
*Naruto leaps out of Bush*
Naruto Belive it :D ( Repeats for several hours)
Nemisis: PEST:rolleyes2
Goofy: Look out a heartless
*A shadow enters the keyhole*
Sora: uhh, bye
*Sora and co enter Gummi ship*
Naruto: Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it (world dissapears)
Donald: QWAAAK YEN SID!!!!!!:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:
~ On Halo ~
James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!!!!!!!
{Repete for hours}
Donald: YOU TWO JUST STFU!!!!!
Sora: Where are we?
Nemesis: Ha...
Sora: I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! WE'RE AT HALO!!!!!
*A yellow Bounty Hunter rolled to Sora, stand up*
AYBH: Who the heck are you?
Sora: I'm Sora, thats duck is Donald, Dog's Goofy, the man whos pissing goofy of is James, and last is Nemesis. What's yours, sir?
*AYBH took his hemlet and show...is a SHE*
Samus: Its Samus Aran (From Metroid Games) , the BOUNTY HUNTRESS.
*Ding! Samus join team*
{5 secends later}
Sora: Oh boy....
*Ding! Sora learn "Horny Attack"*
*Ding! Samus & Nemesis learn "Twin Rockets"*
~ At Big Shell, Stuld A ~
Donald: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Sora: Hey, don't look at me. Goofy was the one that flying the gummy ship...
Nemesis: WE'RE AT BIG SHELL.
Samus: How the heck you know?
*Nemesis point to a big sign with two big readable words 'Big Shell'*
Samus: Oh.
*Solid Snake and Raiden (From Metal Gear Solid 2) show up*
SS: Oh right kid, do you where Metal Gear is?
Raiden: Snake! Don't have time to Q&A, not only we got enemies troops behind us but also with a help with the white thing...*A Dusk show up*...THERES ONE!
Sora&Donald: NOBODIES!
~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing... ~
James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!
*This been repete the whole time*
~ At Space Paranoids ~
Sora: OK Donald, WTF ARE WE DOING HERE?
Donald: The King said so.
Snake: Which King?
Raiden: Donald's King, who else? Simba, the lion king?
Donald: Both of them, Simba AND Mickey.
Samus: *look at Nemesis* What are we going to do?
Nemesis: I don't know...
???: Hello friends.
Sora&Donald: TRON!
Tron: WOW! You guys got lots of new friends, you don't mind if me and my TWO brothers to join you?
Sora: Who?
Tron: Megaman and Zero, who else...
~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing, again... ~
James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!
*This been repete the whole time, again*
hahahaha! enough said! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsora
*the end of kh2 when kairi brings king mickeys bottle to sora and riku*
kairi: I....GO....T.........THIS.....B..O..TTTLE.......
sora:wow!a free beer!wait a--
riku:no wonder shes out of breath.she must have drunk that thing in 5 seconds flat!!
sora*thinking*she hasnt been this out of breath since that night in vegas.....
Ansem- "Kingdom Hearts... fill me... with the power of moogles!!!"
Sora- "What??"
*a mog flies out of the door*
Mog- "Kupo!!!"
*mog explodes, everyone dies*
T3H 3NDZ0RZ!!!
THE MOOGLE IS DEAD?!?!NNNNNUUUUUUU!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
Sephiroth:Ok lets go and...
Sora:uh...lines?
Director:stuff this...
Sephiroth:Ok lets go and stuff this
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
That's my favorite, kupo, I think...
:mog:
~ In the TWTNW, one of Mens Restroom ~
*Xemnas, Xalid and Axel were taking a pee...*
Demxy: Dance Water Dance.
*Three Nobodies' piss end up in their mouth/nose*
1,3&8: DEMXY!!!!!
Demxy: Oh crap...Dance Water Dance!
This takes place in Traverse Town:
Aerith: For the last time Leon, Xehanort is not working with Traverse Town's hotel!.
Leon: The facts are all here Aerith! Xehanort takes down a world, and then, the survivors buy a room in the Hotel! It's also a plot in Real Estate! I mean, Cid bought his own shop and Merlin has his own Cave.
Aerith: So you're saying Xehanort works for Traverse Town.
Leon: And Maleficent too!
Cid: Alright Aerith the papers are signed. Leon You're going to a "happy house"
Leon: *Desperate voice* I'm not crazy!
Yuffie: Bye Leon
Leon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Leon is dragged off to a sylum*
*meanwhile*
Xehanort: Six newcomers my master.
President of Traverse Town: Thank you, my student *starts to laugh crazily*
~ In the TWTNW, Xaldin's room ~Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
Demyx: Oh Xaldin, I got you a PET!*Dragging a Wind Dragon*
Xaldin: GO AWAY NOBODY WANTABEE!
Demyx: But it got Wind, the same element as you.
*Dragon has farted*
Xaldin: O.o *Died on the spot*
Demyx: P.U. I DIDN'T MENT 'THAT' KIND OF WIND...Xaldin?
~ In the room with no.12 ~
Axel: Lex, Oh Lex. GOD DAMN IT GIRL, THE BOSS WANT TO...
*Dragon's fart enter the room, (Burnable gas + Axel = Building on fire) BOOM*
Axel: She's going to kill me...
~ Xemnas' Room ~
Xemnas: Ok Xigbar, I'll talk to Xaldin about your eye...
*Dragon's fart enter the room*
Xigbar: Eek. I konw you love to fart where ever you like but with Axel running around, we WILL be join to the HOMELESS PEOPLE.
Xemnas: But I didn't...
*Fire burning the building*
Xemnas: FIRE!
http://psycrowe.deviantart.com/galle...Kingdom+Hearts
These are AWESOME(look at the ones on page 2 first, then they'll make sense)
~Later Sora and Goofy return to Disney Castle to talk to King Mickey~Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
Mickey: Good you guys just in time for...wait a minute, wheres Donald?
Sora: Ummm...
Goofy: A lion ate him.
Mickey: Realy? Good, that makes getting rid of Donald much easier, now...
Donald (Inside Sora's belly): I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS GUYS!!!!
Mickey&Goofy: O.O *Looking at Sora*
Sora: What?
After completing KH1:
*Sora runs to Kiari*
Sora: I'll come back for you I promise
*Kiaria nods and they are now finally separated and cannot hear eachother*
Sora: Well thank :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: for that! Finally I can start living like a real man no string attached! Now where's Riku? I need him...
*Sora does sad lovey dovey face*
I know it's bad but it's in the making I'm busy atm so I don't have much time.
Axel: OOOOHHHHHHH MANSEX! You got a LOVE LETTER from...Linda?
Xemnas: Keep that up and I'll kick you where...
Axel, Demyx & Roxas: 'MANSEX AND LINDA SITTING IN A TREE, H-U-M-P-I-N-G'
Xemnas: THATS IT! I QUIT! AS OF NOW, Naminé is your new leader.*Stom off*
Axel, Demyx & Roxas: Oh shi...
~ Elsewhere ~
Xaldin: YOU FAGGIT! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE MY LOVE LETTER TO Naminé, NOT XEMNAS!
Saïx: *crying* ...Sorry... *crying*
OOC: It took me some time to come up with this...Whos Linda you ask? well 'X' + Linda = Xaldin