Fredula Novalations Celebrallis Final Ciddies XIII: What!?

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12-02-2007, 05:02 AM
Madame Adequate

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Oh, I agree. But I still won it.

I wouldn't be proud if I were you. You can pander to the lowest common denominator. Congratulations, The Sun.
12-02-2007, 05:11 AM
41-Inches-Wide

Thank you for letting me come in second place! :kaoclove:

EDIT: WHAT! There isnt a second place award?! BOOOOOOO I actually like silver medals best.
12-02-2007, 05:20 AM
edczxcvbnm

I would like to thank the following people

1) Jojee for giving me the idea of rainbow colors
2) Psy for coming up with the color scheme
3) Yamaneko for implementing it with slight modifications due to space restrictions
4) The rest of the staff for not taking it away
12-02-2007, 05:32 AM
I Took the Red Pill

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hay guys let's get these Ciddies rolling!
12-02-2007, 06:23 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

LIES THAT SPEECH WAS NOTHING BUT LIES!

Or at least my part I dun remember admitting nothing!

Uh...

I plead the fifth!

OH RLY?

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

[suckup]Meh, I agree with most choices of the mods... most. I think that your thread deserved to be closed, mainly because Yams declared those types of threads Illegal while you where gone, and what Yams says, GOEs. The only things I don't agree with are minor things, like changing thread titles they don't like, or stopping name changes, but I agree with Shlup on your name Change, it was quite ridiculous [/suckup]

Link to prove it.

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Originally Posted by Rye

I like how nice that speech was to me. :)

I just couldn't dig up any dirt on you Rye. You're squeaky clean. :)

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Originally Posted by Heath

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

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Originally Posted by Azar

I would make a joke about it, but it would probably be interpreted as a threat to personal liberty and the democratic process.

You tyrant you!

Give me a few minutes to get my pitchfork and get together a few picket signs with interesting and catchy slogans and we'll rise against whoever it is that is oppressing whoever it is they're oppressing. There's a milk carton and a rubber band over there if you want to make a start with those.

Azar must have thought better of that silly post and deleted it, but thankfully Maxx preserved it.

xD at Maxx.

And Heath, I'd be glad to have you on board, PM me if you really plan to join.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

I oppose this speech. I was and still am a rulebreaker, because I hate each and every single one of you.

Good, I was hoping this would incur your wrath.

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Originally Posted by Shauna

wtf tl;dr

Quoted for shame!

I only made it that long to say something special for every nominee I knew (all but 3). :D

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I'm glad to know Avarice-ness means so much to me. I had no idea.

Don't be so ashamed Azar. *pats shoulder*

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

And Vincent, Thunder God added a cane to go with his tiara.

I was always like a grumpy old man Lunar, you just didn't realize it yet. :jess:

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Originally Posted by Neocracker

We end our nominees with a man who hates staff. Vincent, Thunder God. Screaming “Revolution” and “Power Abuse” at every given opportunity, he has shown an unrelenting urge to bring down the staff. He has even dragged followers into his little revolution, so that his contempt will spread like Wild Fire. He is so clouded in his bitterness, however, that he fails to realize his wasted efforts. To put bitterness before rational is indeed a rare skill, but this man has mastered it.

Thank you cracker, this made me laugh. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Denmark

come on V,TG!

Thank you Den!
12-02-2007, 06:58 AM
NeoCracker

BoB Cheated I tell you!

And yes Manus, I really don't have anything better to do than right really long speeches. It pains me how much truth is in that.

And at least you ass's read one of my speeches.
12-02-2007, 07:06 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

I read all the speeches cracker, since I know how much work go into them firsthand. Speaking of which, here's mine again for those who missed it and want to read it. I know a few friends will.

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

Becoming a Cid's Knight is a hope held by most members and is therefore a furious competition. That's why every Ciddies, the decision of who is most likely to become one is among the most popular and talked about categories, as the many nominations this year will attest to. Without further ado, here is my take on the contestants this year.

It doesn't surprise me that Avarice-ness has made the cut this year, because she's become more than friendly with Azar. We all know how much most staff members enjoy further justification of their over-inflated egos, and Azar is no exception. Avarice-ness has found her way into his narcissistic heart. However sincere Avarice-ness' friendship may be, the fact remains that Azar is popular among his colleagues and will have much push in deciding her inclusion among them.

Bert has hung around long enough to be a prime contestant, since the hierarchy of forums is based on a member's longevity, as irrelevant as that qualification is. In fact, this is true even more so at Eoff, where, despite the warm welcomes, there lurks a curious ignorance and even hatred of new members, as seen by how many are rarely nominated at Ciddies time and are banned respectively. Like many long time members, Bert has also conformed to the overwhelming bitterness of most veterans, which the staff in particular embody perfectly. In fact, one would argue that bitterness also contributes to general dislike of newbies. It all fits together perfectly for a beaming staff eligibility.

Captain Maxx Power succeeds at being generally angry and frustrated at people with "immature" problems, within the questionable extents of the anti-flaming rule. Since many staff members take even further liberties at extending the limits of that rule, and openly display temper tantrums whenever the mere mention of a misunderstanding of proper forum protocol arises, Maxx should fit in well.

I honestly don't know why Cz was nominated. Don't get me wrong, the man has been a beacon to uncertain members of how to follow the rules, just like many people who richly deserve to be in the staff, but lose out to those more cynical and depraved in general.

DK has been working hard at EOY's for a long time, and shows great pleasure in allowing staff members who've had five previous entries to post yet another hardly different insight into how little their lives have improved or even changed, instead of letting some newbie who needs some recognition try his hand at one for the first time. This open staff favoritism obviously will earn him a page or two in the staff's "good" books.

edczxcvbnm is, well, popular. Once again, this is largely due to longevity, but if many members show interest in another, the staff take notice. Loony Bob himself attested to the fact that popularity plays a part in any decision to join the staff, and despite the fact that many underappreciated members would do even better than the popular ones, if you're not new and with it, you're not good enough to be in the staff, or so they say.

Goldenboko absolutely loves supporting the staff's most questionable decisions in the hopes of gaining recognition, and he himself has admitted shamelessly that he's "sucking up" to them. I think we all have seen how much that tactic has worked in the past.

I'm my own MILF manages to display contempt for anyone he perceives is below his intelligence in an oddly polite and restrained manner, a trait quite common to many staff members (except for the polite part).

Jess appears to flirt with staff members on a regular basis. Need I say more? No, but I will. She also enjoys any motif normally soaked in estrogen, like flowers, ranibows, and Disney films, more than any healthy woman should, just like every female staff member. Yes, even Shlupquack.

Kirobaito has increased his preachy, holier than thou stance more and more lately. Any staff member would be proud.

Renmiri is just such a kind and wonderful person that anyone would want her on any forum staff, even people who really don't hold such qualities themselves.

Seriously, who doesn't like Rye?

(Well probably lots of people, but staff members aren't among them.)

Ah Tavrobel. Apparently quite the little rule-breaker back in the day (suspiciously similar to someone else on the staff), Tavrobel has since cleaned up his act. This is important, because the staff like someone who conforms to their very specific ideals on the perfect member, but also who can become corrupt and hypocritical later on just like the rest of them.

These last few members I really don't know very well, so I apologize for not including them, and if I weren't on a tight schedule due the Result thread will be coming soon, I would read a lot of their post to say something relevant. Rest assured, I'm positive they have a really good reason to be nominated! :)

-SeeDRankLou
-BG-57
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12-02-2007, 07:09 AM
Marshall Banana

By the way, I don't make clothes for dogs. Eventually, I will.
12-02-2007, 07:17 AM
XxSephirothxX

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

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Originally Posted by Heath

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

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Originally Posted by Azar

I would make a joke about it, but it would probably be interpreted as a threat to personal liberty and the democratic process.

You tyrant you!

Give me a few minutes to get my pitchfork and get together a few picket signs with interesting and catchy slogans and we'll rise against whoever it is that is oppressing whoever it is they're oppressing. There's a milk carton and a rubber band over there if you want to make a start with those.

Azar must have thought better of that silly post and deleted it, but thankfully Maxx preserved it.

xD at Maxx.

And Heath, I'd be glad to have you on board, PM me if you really plan to join.

I didn't delete anything. :p It's still right there.
12-02-2007, 07:20 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

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Originally Posted by Azar

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

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Originally Posted by Heath

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

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Originally Posted by Azar

I would make a joke about it, but it would probably be interpreted as a threat to personal liberty and the democratic process.

You tyrant you!

Give me a few minutes to get my pitchfork and get together a few picket signs with interesting and catchy slogans and we'll rise against whoever it is that is oppressing whoever it is they're oppressing. There's a milk carton and a rubber band over there if you want to make a start with those.

Azar must have thought better of that silly post and deleted it, but thankfully Maxx preserved it.

xD at Maxx.

And Heath, I'd be glad to have you on board, PM me if you really plan to join.

I didn't delete anything. :p It's still right there.

Firstly, that's page 4, the speech is on page 13. Secondly, not a single post by you exists there. Finally, if the post was still there, why not link directly to it instead of a page?
12-02-2007, 07:27 AM
XxSephirothxX

I have 100 posts per page, so it was on my page 4. I just copied the permalink address which I thought was a post link but apparently it's not. So here. I'm sorry my joke about making a joke was distressing. Ciddiez are fun, yes?
12-02-2007, 07:34 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

Baffling, I could have sworn I saw no such post. Ah, I thought it was a response to my speech, though you posted it before, and hadn't noticed it on my ways through re-reading the thread. Anyways...

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Vincent, Thunder God is revolting. Like that guy on the T-shirts, VTG is hosting a revolution. What do revolutionary leaders need, though? INSPIRATION. Vincent, Thunder God inspires everyone with his words of inspirational inspirocity. His posts have forced several world leaders, like God, to become gay. That’s right folks, VTG turned God gay. Do you need advice on how to inspire billions? Well, lend me your eyes, and get a load of this.

I'd rather not say, since that would be basing my opinion on the stereotyping of gay, lesbian or bi people and wouldn't be fair.

I'm not gay Quin, as much as you'd like me to be. :p I just don't like stereotyping. Gay people are people too, just because they're a minority doesn't mean we should typecast them. No one can stereotype straight people, so what's the difference?

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

I suddenly feel like treating people fairly. I’m not sure why….oh heavens! It’s because of Vincent, Thunder God! I hadn’t even noticed! He’s subtle and persuasive! Incredible!

Thank you, and good.
12-02-2007, 07:36 AM
Yamaneko

Congrats to all the winners.
12-02-2007, 07:48 AM
NeoCracker

I move we reserve next Ciddies "Most PAraniod Member" for Vincent.
12-02-2007, 07:58 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

I'm my own MILF manages to display contempt for anyone he perceives is below his intelligence

This is the only - I repeat, the only - valid post in this entire 1250+ post thread so far.

Why thank you sir. I was expecting you'd take that badly, but you didn't.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Vincent, Thunder God - Call out the instigators, because there's something in the air. We've got to get together sooner or later, because the revolution's here.

*grins at Psy* :D

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

And the Ciddie goes to...
Jon Thompson

Jon Thompson...........18
TyphoonThaReapa........17
Vincent, Thunder God...17

Last... Time... Winner?

Who the hell is Jon Thompson and why the hell is he so popular? No newbie is ever that popular. WTF? :mad2:

I knew I should have voted for myself! Then maybe I would have won Bob's tiebreaker. :mad2: