wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

granted but since its a bird of fire, you get burned and end up getting blown into the breeze like the ashes you are.


I wish i had a giant spork

Granted. But it's too heavy for you to handle and crushes you.

I wish I could be anywhere but here.

Granted, but since anywhere would be anywhere but that place you end up nowhere and disapear into nothingness.

I wish I was a real Phoenix wolf.

granted, ecept you become a wolf pheniox, which is the exact opisite

I wish for THE POWER!!!!

Granted and now you have the power to eat a dozen eggs Woot

i wish I had lightning fast speed

Granted! But it passes through your system so fast that you don't even notice it, and you fall into extreme poverty trying to get the "Lightning Speed" high. Eventually, because of finances and despair, you are subject to crack instead for the rest of your short, sad life.

I wish I could transform myself into a pyramid and then back to my normal self ANY TIME I want.

Granted now your a tourist attraction complete with two toilets for the horde of people that "check you out" on there visit

I wish I can turn into a lion at will

Granted. But a hunter shoots you and mounts you on his wall.

I wish I weren't so awesome that people were afraid to talk to me.

granted but then your pm and usernotes would be flooded with 25468432186 messages and you'd be forced to reply to each of them individually!

i wish i could be famous!

Granted, now your famous!... in turkastan which gets you almost nothing.


I wish I could wear an eye patch and look as bad ass as snake (big boss)

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish people in the world weren't such petty idiots.

Well... We could all be BIG idiots!

I wish I wasn't so happy all the time (not really, I am just anxious to hear your response)

Granted, since from now on you all may post only once in every ten posts.

I wish this thread closes before the 200th post. :)

Granted but another thread opens with all the posts

I wish all the cool people I know didn't live on the other side of the world

Granted, but now you live on the other side of the world.

I wish I was a cardboard box named Bob.