Corrupted Wish Game

Granted. Everyone assumes you're cheating and you get insta-banned.

I wish Naomi would post next :3

Granted. It's stabby time now. >:D -brandishes knife-

I wish my pug would let me type. >_>

Granted, but it doesn't let you live

I wish Naomi was here and I could annoy/creep/hug her

Granted. It's stabby time now. >:D -raises knife above her head-

I wish I could lose weight.

Granted. You lose weight the only way possible for someone as beautiful and skinny as you, you become 5'1". Now don't ever call yourself fat again :colbert:

I wish I were smoother.

Granted. You're so smooth, you cannot pick things up. You simply slide everywhere because friction doesn't apply to you. YOU CANNOT HUG ME NOW.

I wish I had a good, decent wish to make that somehow doesn't involve lom.

Granted. It involves NCG and a candlelight dinner.

I wish for my teachers to not all suck donkey nutsacks

Granted. You're transferred to Western. Now the students all suck donkey nutsacks.

I wish this school year was the best school year ever.

Granted, but your senior year is gonna suuuuuuuck

I wish I could think of a flattering yet non-creepy thing to say to Naomi

Granted. You tell me to eff off and go find better friends, because I'm cooler than you.

I wish my sister would stop distracting.

Your sister stops distracting you, and instead steals the computer.

I wish I could stop drinking Dew

Granted. You now drink blood that the blood band desperately needs, you horrible person.

I wish I could get back to a normal sleep schedule by, like, tomorrow night.

Granted, but now you sleep with me.

I wish this wish was impossible to corrupt.

Granted. The next one will be twice as corrupt.

I wish my playlist would stop playing songs I don't wanna hear right now. >:U

Granted. Your playlist stops playing songs. Forever.

I wish Naomi would get the Master Sword.