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Granted. But you've already made the wish that you had something better to wish for, and therefore have wasted your wish. Which angers Odin, and he rides down from Valhalla to poke you in the eye with a sharp stick.
I wish I had 149 dollars in my back pocket at all times.
granted, for the rest of the day you buy infinite kittens and stuff, however, th moment you take off your pants to get in the shower, two mexicans jump out of nowhere, sew two pockets to your buttocks, and shove whore money into them.
I wish for less ugly feet and for my spare tire to go away.
They sewed the pockets to my butt? I knew Julian was no good.
Granted. Your feet become the most beautiful things in the world, and everyone spends thousands of dollars to catch a glimpse of them. Even hipsters have to agree that your feet are the most amazing things on the planet, despite how mainstream they are. Somebody gets jealous of your feet and parks your car on the roof, where the spare tire somehow makes its way out/off of the vehicle and falls from the top of the building onto your feet, ruining what was once the most beautiful thing anyone had ever seen. Realizing that they will never be able to see an object of such beauty ever again, millions of people kill themselves, and its all your fault.
I wish I wasn't such a jealous person in relationships.
Granted. You never again have a relationship in your entire life.
I wish 'Siri' on my new iPhone could understand the questions I ask it instead of responding with things like "I don't know what you mean by 'Can you Conshmerg belter Rita'"
Granted. Your Siri becomes sentient and enslaves all mankind. Thanks a lot.
I wish it were easier to come up with things to wish for.
granted, youll get plenty of idea's... so much that your head explodes and you die D:
i wish Cloud didnt make that wish
Granted, Cloud didn't make that wish, but he still is getting good ideas.
I wish for Armageddon.
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granted. Enjoy
I wish that I hadn't said candleja
granted, you said banana
i wish for some mints
Granted. You get a box of delicious Junior Mints, but suddenly become deathly allergic to them. As a cruel joke, all of us send you thousands more boxes of Junior Mints that you can't eat.
I wish the next person's wish is incorruptible. :jess:
Granted. However, you are not so lucky. A thousand wasps converge on your location and sting you to death.
I wish I owned the entire collection of the "Incorruptible" (:jess:) comic book series featuring the amazing Max Damage!
granted. they have been carved in solid stone for your veiwing pleasure. probably wasn't the best idea to put them on the shelf above your bed.
I wish for a faithful army of godzillas who obeyed my every command and knew how to dance.
Granted, but after some time the godzillas had enough of your bossyness and they... did stuff to you.
I wish I could get the ability to manipulate wormholes.
granted, but you have no controle over it.. and becaus of that you destroy the world.
i wish for a glass of milk
granted, you have a glass of milk. chocolate milk. Unfortunately, no matter how hard you try to drink the milk, you can only drink the glass. Also when you finally throw away the milk, it explodes.
I wish for my own rainbow dash.