Fri 13th Ciddies - REVELATIONS WINTER 2013 -

I"m pretty sure the last guy in that video was masterbating. O_O

Congrats!

that chat roulette vid.. is epic

edit: better as a vine but can't embed afaik

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Whew, close one. I need to be more careful. *goes back to cooking*

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We can cook together, Del. XD I'll be nice enough to split the block with you.

I would like to thank my brother for making me try it and showing me how -not- to go about cooking this (no I'm not kidding. He got burned up trying it one time. He looked like leatherface), all of the insane tweakers I've known over the years...

and all of the little people (hur hur hur) I had to step on to get here.

(SPOILER)http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z...p_with_fap.jpg

Chris isn't MLT ride a wrecking ball. He's been doing it. XD

This just happened in chat.

Award Princess is funny, okay....

<@AwardPrincess> MLT RIDE NAKED ON A WREEEEEEECKING BALL
[01:43] <@Shorty> yes
[01:43] <~Award_BoB> or would they be all "oh, lol, that Sarah"
[01:43] <@Shorty> and I am in an open space
[01:43] talking out of experience, bob? xD
[01:43] <~Award_BoB> "always looking at manporn"
[01:43] <@Shorty> so a million people see my screen
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> Iceglow ----- 2
[01:44] that "speech" was smurfing amazing
[01:44] <@AwardPantz> that's quite a lot of people
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> RSL ------ 1
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> Iceglow did not wreck it
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> neither did RSL
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> Psychotic ----- 1
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> Loony BoB ----- 2
[01:44] supermillionaire: 24
[01:44] calling it
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> c'mon Chris
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> beat the odds
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> you know you'd do it
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> Raistlin ----- 5
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> still possibly Sarah
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> Chris ------ 12
[01:45] <@Shorty> god
[01:45] <@Shorty> ...
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> :o
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> SuperMillionaire ------- 15
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> oh man
[01:45] <@Shorty> oh god
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> Sarah Corn on the Cobbs
[01:45] only 15
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> --------
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> Shorty 16 make it so
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> oh man
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> ---------
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> ---------
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> ----------
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> shorty ------ 20
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> 17
[01:45] WHAT
[01:45] OH MY GOD
[01:45] lol what
[01:45] <@Shorty> no
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> omg
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> ahahahhahaa
[01:45] whathatahtwhwhtahahthawhtawht
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> I mean 1
[01:45] HAHAHAHAHHA
[01:45] hahahahhahhahahhahahhaha
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> She lost
[01:45] HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> oh
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> damn
[01:45] oh
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> oh
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> dang
[01:45] nice joke
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> :(
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> I just wanted to mess with her
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> ;)
[01:45] oh haha
[01:45] <@Shorty> oh my god
[01:45] <@Shorty> you bitch
[01:45] <@Shorty> you absolute horror

Remove that swear word from your image FORTHWITH Justin! :nonono:

e; ahahahahah cobb got learned

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Originally Posted by Mister Adequate

Remove that swear word from your image FORTHWITH Justin! :nonono:

e; ahahahahah cobb got learned

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Like The Fast and the Furious, I put a spoiler on dat.

PSA: when pasting from chat, remember to turn off HTML in your post!

40. OVERTHROW #39

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Bert
Calliope
Del Murder
Jiro
Mister Adequate
Psychotic
Shaibana
Spuuky
TonyUK

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

So I am tasked with writing the speech for 'Most Likely to Overthrow #39'. Since the winner of #39 will clearly be Loony BoB, I am going to treat this award as 'MLT Overthrow Loony BoB'. I have accessed the secret journals of each of these members and discovered their devious schemes for overthrowing our new ruthless dictator.

Bert
Plans to create a second account named 'Loony BoB's Grandma'. Will then proceed to use the account to spam up the place with images of people with their genitalia in tailpipes. BoB will be at crossroads. Is it porn or isn't it porn? Will he or won't he ban his own grandma? These questions will plague him for weeks and during the confusion Bert will sneak in and steal the deed to the site.

Calliope
Calliope knows Loony BoB unlike anyone else at this site: she went to high school with him. So she knows his deep, dark, teenage secrets, including the circumstances behind his first crush. You see, BoB's first love was not some EoFF floosey, but his high school chemistry teacher. By blackmailing him with the embarrassing details of the time he asked her out (there was a monkey, a fire, and a trip to the emergency room involved) she will get him to hand over the deed for nothing.

Del Murder
I actually have several schemes to take over in the works, but I'll just give you one of them. It involves an April Fools prank in which Miriel and I convince everyone we're having twins. I then tell BoB we've picked out the perfect names for them: Daniel and Danielle. Then the icing on the cake comes when I tell him that one of their first word's was 'chocobo' and the other's was 'Excel'. He'll be so touched that he will ask me to name anything as a gift for them. I will ask him to turn over EoFF to them when they come of age. 18 years later and the site is mine.

Jiro
Disgruntled that EoFF is not everything he always dreamed of, he will start another FF site and build it from the ground up. Eventually it will get big enough to be EoFF's main rival as the greatest source of cross-posted FF news articles on the 'net. He will then start buying up other FF sites Microsoft style and continue to shrink EoFF's market share. Now broke with the lack of customers, BoB will be forced to sell the site to Jiro Fantasy Inc for pennies on the dollar.

Mister Adequate
MILF will join up with Pike to create the ultimate strategy video game: Final Fantasy Staff Tycoon. In this game you start as a regular member of a Final Fantasy fansite and post enough to get the attention of King Mid, the 15-year-old owner. He will then promote you to 'Mid's Knight' and you proceed to endlessly discuss forum policy and arbitrarily ban people with the other 15-year-olds on staff. Eventually everyone will get older and you will reach the rank of 'Tycoon', which sounds important but has no real responsibility. After several more years of arguing about swear filters, compiling stats, and working your day job as an IT rep you will eventually save up enough money to buy the site, at which point you fire the current staff and hire all your MMO buddies. This won't actually help MILF and Pike get the site from BoB since they'll be too busy playing to care, but the game will get exactly 2 votes at the next 'Best Games of the Console Generation' event.

Psychotic
Remember at BoB's wedding when Psychotic had forgotten the ring? Well, that's not a real diamond smitten is wearing around her finger. Guess what ol' Lonny will have to fork over to get it back? ;)

Shaibana
Using her knowledge from watching endless Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, and Hunger Games videos she will devise an elaborate survival horror game in which the EoFF Staff must fight each other in an arena of zombies to reach the Iron Throne of EoFF. BoB will study the rules and stats of the game relentlessly and use that to his advantage to destroy us all and take his rightful place, but it will turn out that there are no rules in the Game of Staff and Shaibana will have him beheaded anyway.

Spuuky
Spuuky has no need for material possessions since he himself is nothing more than an immaterial cloud comprised of our own contempt for the world.

TonyUK
Will force BoB to trade the site in return for a ride on the 'Lalafell express', if you know what I mean.

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Remember to thank/rep Del for this wonderful speech!

Oh that Shorty! :lol:

IT WAS HIGHLY CONCERNING TO ME THAT YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO RIDE NAKED ON A WRECKING BALL

That is a great speech, the bit about Huxley was especially apt and clever. Only, I was not the one who forgot the ring! I was the one who remembered it! Repeated-smurfing-ly! See Ciddie #50.