VERSUS!!!

tidus is the winner because he has auto-haste on this paticular occation :cool:

BATTLE OF THE CLOWNS!!!

kefka vs. micheal jackson

Kefka. MJ would be sidetracked in Mobliz.

Terra vs. Tifa (no Espers or Materia)

Terra. Illumnia Sword + Atma Weapon + Genji Glove + Offering = Bye Bye Tifa.

Queen Brahne vs. Quina in a swimsuit competition. :D

GOD thats horrible!

ill just guess.....ummm.... QUINA! They're both utterly ugly but quinas a hero. (pointing finger) aha.

Aeris & rinoa in a hotness fight.

I would've said tifa but thats too un-original, used too much.

Rinoa.

Barret vs. Auron in a bike-riding marathon thing.

Auron, after Barret has trouble steering with his one hand and crashes.

Kefka vs. Ultros in a stand-up comedy competition.

Ultros, since Kefka would just kill off the audience.

Zeromus (IV) VS. Chaos (I).

Zeromus
http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff4/...en/zeromus.gif

Chaos
http://gridley.res.carleton.edu/~str...sses/chaos.png

Zeromus is generally accepted to be the most difficult boss in any of the ff games, so I'd say he's got this one.

A Sephiroth fangirl vs a Squall fangirl in a fight to the death, assume a barbed wire steel cage as the setting with various blunt objects scattered around.

Neither would survive.

Battle of the Annoying Rumors!

Resurrected General Leo, armed with Gamma Sword and Paladin Ring, vs. Resurrected Aeris, equipped with Gigo, Super Nova, and Knights of a Higher Order Materia(s), vs. a fake Sephiroth, rebuilt from 1/35 Soldiers.

aeris because super nova is coool! :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

quina vs vivi at a game of tennis using their weapons as rackets. (quina:fork vivi:staff -incase u didnt know :) )

Um quina because it has a fork is kinda curved.

every single black mage in existince in ff that is playable battle. As a matter of fact all white mages. nononono black and white.

White mages
Trying to seduce Quisits, Irvine vs. Zidane.

Zidane. We know about quistis' fetishes, what with the whips and all. Tails are the next best thing.

Karaoke time!

The ever *sexy* Galuf! in the bard jobclass, vs. Nooj, in the nonexistant but surely feasible songstress dressphere.

(two moderately hot old guys belting them out. c'mon you know you want to see it)

(sound of someone throwing up in the background)

Galuf. (God save us all..)

Tellah versus Sadra.