BASEBALL!
3 bases and the catcher at home plate :D
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BASEBALL!
3 bases and the catcher at home plate :D
yes!!!!! you got it! i cant think of anymore though
i went 2-2 im proud of myself. Lol i actually was gonna use that baseball one if i had to give a riddle. for solving the hanging one
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death.
Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
chicken?
chocobo?
mog/moogle?
tonberry?
ur close with the chicken...
Pigs. They smell disgusting unless they're cooked.
yep
Alright... let's see what I've got.
Music is playing loudly for all to hear. A man listens to it intently. The music stops. In a few brief moments, he is a lifeless mess on the ground. Why?
because the lyrics say "Breath in, Breath Out" ;)
thats actually a blond joke
but heres one:
Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.
As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.
What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?
This isnt the duck were eating.
"Dammit honey, you can't reveal my secret spices!"
"Dont't worry, the floor is clean enough to eat off of."
hmm... pe - clean duck you know from peking duck?Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
Umm, it wasn't a blond joke. It's a legitimate riddle. The answer is not 'breathe in, breathe out'.
I edited the riddle for better comprehension. Next time, try to wait for confirmation, please.