Namingway's Hood

hi nammingways!
I am boris no no, leader of the whores within the turks :D
i would like to offer you our services, of drinks and delights all for a discount price for one of our favourite gangs
all we ask is for protection once we are within your lands and to be allowed to bring one of our own men in (not once we start outr work ;) ) and all the delights of the turks whores can be yours! :D
we are very good company too, fully trained for social events and whatnot
:D
thankyou! *walks in a sexy manner*

Yeah, like we said, there's nobody here. *coma*

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Originally Posted by Shauna

Yeah, like we said, there's nobody here. *coma*

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then we shall whore oursleves!

And, also, I don't think the 'leader' would like Turks being here. *coma*

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Originally Posted by Shauna

And, also, I don't think the 'leader' would like Turks being here. *coma*

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i'm slow and didnt realise that you hated us now! :(

I was all for being allied with you, but I was shot and put in a coma. So, my control was lost, and Raist allied with the Judges.

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Originally Posted by boris no no

hi nammingways!
I am boris no no, leader of the whores within the turks :D
i would like to offer you our services, of drinks and delights all for a discount price for one of our favourite gangs
all we ask is for protection once we are within your lands and to be allowed to bring one of our own men in (not once we start outr work ;) ) and all the delights of the turks whores can be yours! :D
we are very good company too, fully trained for social events and whatnot
:D
thankyou! *walks in a sexy manner*

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No deals with the evil Turks. >=o

Exactly what I said, in my comatose state! :D

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

No deals with the evil Turks. >=o

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*throws STDs*

See? The Turks all have STDs.

*gasp* How awful! I do believe you were right, Raist! :D

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

See? The Turks all have STDs.

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only in bombs B) now you all have herpes

The Turks are trying to infect everyone with their horrible diseases. But it won't work! *immune*

That is just awful! Why would I ever consider becoming re-allied with people that try to give us STDs!?

Its only because Ras said mean things ;___;
i offered our CLEAN sexing but noooo :'( my ladiez of the night were not good enough