Corrupted Wish Game

Granted. I have it, and I TAKE OVER THE WORLD! >:D

I wish I was better at Mafia.

Granted. Now you're too good and no one wants to play with you.

I wish I had a better car.

Granted. Someone steals it.
That was TOO easy.

I wish the green streaks in my hair wouldn't wash out so easily.

Granted. They disappear.

I wish I could hold Naomi forever and ever and ever

Granted. I stab you.

I wish I could play Mafia ALL NIGHT~

Granted. But then the real mafia comes and recruits you, and then you get arrested.

I wish I hadn't got rickrolled yesterday.

Granted. You pass that Rickroll to me, and I punch you in the face.

I wish I had a hover chair.

I really did pass the rickroll onto you. :D That was the same vid that rickrolled me yesterday.

Granted. It soars out of the atmosphere. And you aren't Freeza.

I wish I could play Castle Crashers 4-eva.

Granted. You forget to eat, sleep, and eventually, breathe.

I wish my nose wasn't all stuffed up.

Granted. But then you tilt your drink too far back and get Mountain Dew up your nose.

That has actually happened to me. ;.;

I wish I was better at graphic design.

Granted. You are so great, all other graphic designers (including myself) form a mob to find you, because you ran them out of business.

I wish I could get clients who actually like my work.

Granted. They are all pedobears.

I wish I could go BACK... TO THE FUTURE!!!!

Granted. You unknowingly hook up with your great great granddaughter, causing your great great great grandchild to be your son.

I wish I could get rid of this cough.

Granted. It exits your body and becomes a physical entity. This entity follows you around, coughing annoyingly, until the end of your days.

I wish everyone in the world would read Order of the Stick.

Granted, and everyone loves it so much they form massive worship groups and mob you where ever you go and you end up being ripped to pieces by all the people in the world then the entire mob hangs themselves because they think your story is so awesome except for the little children who don't know how to read, they now rule the world and barney is put on rerun after rerun just one specific show and now the world follows the new barney religion.

I wish that all my wishes were completely uncorruptable.