The 20th Ciddies Revelations Thread - Come, post, enjoy the celebrations!

go bunny!

what? there's no way I can win now. Wesley you disappoint me. should've said something about shlupquack and being fat :aimmad:

<3

Why is it always my face plastered all over the place -.-

MLT Get Banned
Last winner: Bunny · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Bunny · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Peegee · Raistlin · Yeargdribble

And the winner is...
Bunny

The Final Tally
Bunny..........................12
Peegee.........................9
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........6
Raistlin.......................6
Yeargdribble...................4
RSL............................1

Congratulations on being one step closer to escaping!

Does he even ever get banned after winning?

Huzzah! Bunny is victorious!

MLT Become a Cid's Knight
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leaders: Bunny and NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Breine · Bunny · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · Marshall Banana · NorthernChaosGod · Ouch! · Vivi22

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Breine Hypoallergenic Cactuar Ouch! Ouch! Breine Breine Breine

Come on, Bunny! Do it again!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Briene
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G13 - Oh my, she's very pretty.
I could do without the stubble though.

eternal essence - Mmm, I love a woman who's all natural.

Jiro - I hear Danish girls do it better. Not sure what "it" is, but if she's anything to go by, it HAS to be good!

G13 - If she's willing to dye that hair she'd be a shoe-in for Pippy Longstocking.

Jiro - I'd stalk her long time, if you know what I mean. ;)

eternal essence - I can really get behind her being Knighted, I just hope none of the admins, specifically anyone with the initials DM, are against it for some strange reason.

Jiro - I'll definitely be against her. ;)

G13 - I volunteer for giving her the new CK tour. I can't wait to take her into the porn forum and lock the door and... oh my, was I thinking out loud? :shobon:



Bunny
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eternal essence – Dear god in heaven!

Jiro - Why am I touching the censored?
Can't say.
It's censored. ;)

G13 – Get your hand away from it, you might catch something!

eternal essence – What is he doing to that farm animal?

G13 – Are we sure that's an animal? There's a lot going on...

Jiro – I don't want to think about it. Those parts shouldn't go togeth- OH GOD THINGS SHOULD NOT MOVE LIKE THAT!

G13 - This reminds me of the time I walked in on my mom and dad wrestling. About 9 months later I got to share the story with my new little brother.

Jiro - You don't think that is Bunny's...girlfriend....do you? I heard she was pretty attractive but I don't know what we're judging that against.

G13 - I dunno, man, I'd probably hit that.
After a long night of binging on copious amounts of drugs, of course.

Jiro - I think I finally understand why they call him Bunny. I mean just look at him go. Incredible.

eternal essence - It could also be because of those ears. Those things put NCG to shame.

Jiro - Don't be too loud or Justy might hear you. We don't want to spark a one-man riot.

G13 – Another Cid's Knight letdown. Who the smurf nominated this guy?



HC
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G13 - Looks like a good movie. I assume it's a horror film about going to the Prom.

eternal essence - He looks like Count Dracula's nerdy brother.

G13 – Night of the living Frank Sinatra.

Jiro - Perhaps his prom had Frank Sinatra as the live band?
That's one I wouldn't want to miss.
Although imagine turning up to that one without a date.
"I saw Frank Sinatra...alone "

G13 – Check out the manscaping going on here. Shaped eyebrows are lady killers, I can't imagine why you would think he'd go stag.

eternal essence – His father must be Spok.

Jiro - I guess Spok was the original spammer from out of space then. Too bad we can't just beam him up.

eternal essence - Guys, we're going to feel really bad when we find out those brows are a renewable source of fuel...

G13 - What a yearbook photo. How much tit do you think he got when he turned up at school in a tux?

Jiro - I wouldn't have given him any tit. Those eyes just scream "I"MMA CHARGIN MAH LASER!"

G13 - He looks like he's making sex-eyes at someone behind me. I keep looking over my shoulder.
"Mom, what are you standing there for?"

Jiro - I thought he was Spok's son, not Iceglow's!

eternal essence – MLT Become a CK sure has started out bleak.

Jiro – Maybe there's something we're not seeing. HC 007?

G13 - That would explain the tux. Pretentious bastard. YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME!



Iceglow
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Jiro - …

eternal essence - …

G13 - …

Jiro – Okay, everyone done reading yet?

eternal essence - There's certainly a lot of text in this film. Do you think they considered writing a book instead?

G13 - It was based off of a book. They had to cut a lot out of the original title.

Jiro - I'm impressed that he has a friend who met the guy who coined the phrase blockbuster. Not everyone can say that now, can they?

eternal essence - I think this really would have worked as a silent film.

G13 - I suppose I'll have to read the book to find out how many women he's slept with.

eternal essence - Do you suppose he'd add me on PSN?

Jiro - First we have to verbosely debate what exactly constitutes a sexual encounter and whether girls who are less than a 5 count. I imagine if we said less than a 5 doesn't count then it should only be a dozen or so.

eternal essence - I really hope he adds me on PSN.

G13 – A failed CK before he's even started. He'd spend so much time explaining the warning that the offender wouldn't be posting anymore.



Marshall Banana
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Jiro - I didn't hear anyone say funky, but I can smell something funky. Jesus Philip, what have you been eating?

G13 - This scene reminds me of Animal House for some reason...
"Hey ladies, what am I?"
"Oh god, I hope it's a strawberry! :onoes:"

Jiro - Those are rose coloured glasses if I ever I saw them. I can't shake the Lennon vibe though. The strawberries must be psychedelic.

eternal essence - What a trip, man.

Jiro - I'm a tad disturbed by the twin Hello Kitties growing out of her face though
Is that meant to be happening, or is it the strawberries again?

eternal essence - I dunno man, ever since I took one of those strawberries I've been seeing all kinds of tit.

G13 - She may have done time in the slammer. I hear the teardrop tattoos mean you've killed a guy... those Hello Kitty tats look pretty hardcore.

Jiro- Well there was that time she beat Rantzien to death with a strawberry.
I can't imagine what sort of things happened while she was behind bars.

eternal essence – I'll vote for her if she promises not to spit whatever is in her mouth at me. :erm:

G13 - She's starting to freak me out. Go to the next movie!

Jiro - I CAN'T FIND THE SKIP BUTTON OH GOD...Phew



NCG
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Jiro - I assure you, I'm not trying to touch his ears. That's Justy's gimmick, and he can have that one

G13 - Make sure you wash your hands after this. That stuff on his face looks questionable.

Jiro - I wonder; did he volunteer as a human canvas so JessweeeeNOTE could practice her "lady art"?

eternal essence - Oh my... it's seems to have gotten all over his clothes as well.

Jiro - I see, it's just a big misunderstanding! He's freaking out because of, well, yeah, and everybody thinks he's a rabid tribal trying to invade!

G13 - This movie should have been called Predator. Not because there are beastly aliens hunting you like a frightened rabbit, but because he is most likely peeping on some unsuspecting female from those bushes.

Jiro - You won't be able to run away ladies, those ears double as wings. Just scream and he will be incapacitated!

eternal essence - What's he doing with his mouth? Is he trying to smile or is he picking something from his teeth?

Jiro - I think he looks more sinister this way. I have this feeling he inherited his teeth from his father who happens to be a wacky clown. I hate clowns and clown spawn.

eternal essence – I'm not sure I'd want to subject the forums to his rule. The man is obviously a delinquent!

G13 – Agreed. I weep for the underage future.



Ouch!
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G13 - This movie is going to make me cry, I just know it.

Jiro - I didn't know Piglet had broken out of his role in Pooh. I thought he'd been typecast forever.

eternal essence - Yeah... and who's that pink guy?

Jiro - Well from the way they're standing, I'd say his lover. Or brother. Or both?

G13 - Brother lovers? When did Lonely Island get here?

eternal essence - They caught the boat with T Pain!

G13 - The pig doesn't know it yet, but that guy is marching him to the oven.

Jiro - The pain that we've been forewarned about is obviously the bludgeoning prior to the roasting, I think. I'd say ouch! too if I was beat to death.

eternal essence - "Arm in arm, they skipped away to meet their deaths."

Jiro - It's like Bambi, but with more food.

G13 - That reminds me, pork rind?

Jiro - Don't mind if I do!

eternal essence - A better title for this film might've been "Things that make you go mmmm" but I imagine McDonald's put a stop to that.

Jiro – I wouldn’t be opposed to taking the pig as a bribe. I'll vote for a man who isn't above bribing.



Vivi22
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G13 – This looks promising. The previews were awesome.

eternal essence – I can't see his hammer.

Jiro – Maybe the hammer isn't what's being a thor in their side.

G13 – Oh god, is this the porno knockoff!?

Jiro – God damn, look at those muscles. I just wanna...

eternal essence – Put your hand down, you're creeping me out.

G13 – I bet he's not a natural blonde.

eternal essence – You think those wings on his helmet help him stay aloft?

Jiro – Oh definitely. But the cape's just for show.

G13 – He looks like he's in pain. Or angry. Or both.
“Damn you bran muffin, work!”

Jiro – So this guy wants to be a Cid's Knight, eh? Well, he's already dressing for the position...

eternal essence – I'm too afraid to object.

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Nicely done, GXIII.

WONDERFUL!! Eric Best Speech Writer Forever!

MLT Become a Cid's Knight
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leader: Bunny and NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Breine · Bunny · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · Marshall Banana · NorthernChaosGod · Ouch! · Vivi22

Those who didn't make the cut...
Marshall Banana................4
Vivi22.........................4
Iceglow........................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Breine, Bunny, Hypoallergenic Cactuar, NorthernChaosGod and Ouch! to crowd up the queue to be the next member of staff!

Go Zach! Go Julie!

Great speech, G.

Everyone post so he'll post the winner!