The Greatest Something In The Universe - Results Thread

1. AFI
2. Being That Ace
3. Nakedness
4. Kyo Kusangi
5. Swordfighting
6. Women
7. Air Conditioning
8. Squinn

END RESULT FOR ROUND ONE, GROUP E (winners in bold):

AFI: 7
Sparkles: 16

God: 8
Being That Ace: 15

Coffee: 8
Nakedness: 16

Mooses: 20
Kyo Kusangi: 3

Marijuana: 2
Swordfighting: 22

Women: 21
Toilets: 4

Cars: 7
Air Conditioning: 16

Tofu: 9
Squinn: 12

Feel free to discuss results in this thread. Or something.

Anyway, as before, vote one option for each number.

1. Buckets of Ice Cream (eg: Vermonster)
1. Chili Cheese Fries
2. Breasts / Boobs
2. Geese
3. Fertilizer
3. Cold Weather
4. Life
4. Tattoos
5. Pi
5. Hockey
6. X-Box
6. Draperies
7. Vermont
7. Melons
8. Yamaneko
8. Monty Python

My votes:
1. Buckets of Ice Cream (eg: Vermonster)
2. Breasts / Boobs
3. Fertilizer
4. Life
5. Pi
6. Draperies
7. Melons
8. Yamaneko

Well then, looks like we have a couple of potentially interesting matchups, with EoFF humour going up against strong Brit humour in the shape of Yams and Monty Python - Calliope will undoubtedly have a tough time on that one. Britney's Boobs have already made it to round two - can boobs in general do the same against Geese? The battle of the food items up top, and also one of the stronger names in this competition with Life coming up against the unfortunate Tattoos. Pi and Hockey represents the old high school geek vs. goon battle, and a few odd matchups are left over - draperies take on the X-Box, cold weather and fertilizer may well end up being a "which do you dislike least?" battle and the only state in the competition, Vermont takes on melons.

Just like last time, post your votes and do it fast, 'cause I don't keep these early rounds open for long. Probably 1-2 days each.

1. Neither
2. Boobs
3. Cold Weather
4. Life
5. Hockey
6. Neither
7. Melons
8. Monty Python

Yamaneko is no match for Monty Python.

1. Chili Cheese Fries
2. Breasts / Boobs
3. Cold Weather
4. Life
5. Pi
6. Draperies
7. Melons
8. Monty Python

1. Buckets of Ice Cream (only by default)
2. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE? I can't vote in this. In retrospect I vote Geese just because I know they will be mauled anyway. :(
3. Cold Weather
4. These both suck.
5. Pi
6. These both suck. Especially X-Box.
7. These both suck.
8. Monty Python

Since when is Vermont a city?

2. Boobs / Breasts
7. Melons

1. Buckets of Ice Cream
2. Geese
3. Cold Weather
4. Life
5. Hockey
6. -
7. Melons
8. Monty Python

1. Buckets of Ice Cream (eg: Vermonster)
2. Breasts / Boobs
3. Cold Weather
4. Life
5. Pi
6. X-Box
7. Melons
8. Monty Python

That one was a bit easier to decide.

1. Buckets of Ice Cream (eg: Vermonster)
2. Breasts / Boobs
3. Cold Weather
4. Life
5. Hockey
6. X-Box
7. Melons
8. Monty Python

1. Chili Cheese Fries
2. Breasts / Boobs
3. Cold Weather
4. Life
5. PI
6. X-Box
7. Melons

There is no comparison for Yams and Monty Python. ...Actually, same with some of the others (Breasts versus Geese?!?), but that was the only one that'd stain my conscience black for making a choice.

1. Chili Cheese Fries
2. Breasts / Boobs
3. Cold Weather
4. Life
5. Hockey
6. Draperies
7. Melons
8. Yamaneko

1. Buckets of Ice Cream (eg: Vermonster)
2. Breasts / Boobs
4. Life
5. Hockey
7. Melons
8. Monty Python

1. Buckets of Ice Cream
2. Geese
3. Fertilizer
4. Life
5. Hockey
6. X-Box
7. Melons
8. Yamaneko

1. Buckets of Ice Cream (eg: Vermonster)
2. Breasts / Boobs
3. Fertilizer
4. Tattoos
5. Hockey
6. Draperies
7. Melons
8. Monty Python
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