...What if?

Then I'd be a happy, happy person. With a full hard drive.

What if it was the 80s again?

Then I'd kill myself.

What if people actually listened to some modern music and played some newer games before automatically labeling them as "crap"?

Then I'd eat my socks.

What if you were Spider-man??

Then i would side with the Green Goblin.

What if Jack Sparrow was played by Ashton Kutcher?

He'd be goofy.

Hed be goofy,

what if EoFF suddenly shut down permanently?

I'd have less stuff to do.

What if I weren't stupid?

I'd be sad if Eoff shut down. If I asked a question, it'd be lame.

then you'd be lame,

what if Family Guy aired a new episode tomorrow?

Then i'd just have to watch it.

What if there was a meteor shower and the meteors were made of Gummi blocks? =D

it would be the end of starvation....kind of....

What if.....dogs and cats got along?

Then they'd all get married. {=
What if I was a dragon?

I eat them.

???

What if today was the last day before the end of the world meaning tomorrow would be the end of the world meaning tomorrow you'd all die??

that would suck.

What if you witnessed the sun devouring the earth? ... and lived... somehow.