Bring him back! :mad2:! (This thread is actually about ShlupxRaistlin)

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Lies make baby Jesus cry.

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Ah, but it is you who's lying Shlup. All of these old entries prove it.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Raist is actually BJ, but I can't tell anyone. Oh, wait...

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Originally Posted by Shlup

R=U? Ha, more like R=BJ (R being Raistlin)

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Originally Posted by Shlup

I thought I'd try my hand at poetry.

Oh, BJ, how I love your second account, ButThePoncho.
I pine for you with a hundred bad poetry stereotypes!
But, lo! Your true account, Raistlin, leaves me
breathless, though enraged, as though I had
just run a marathon, and gotten into an argument with
the soulless timer who added two extra seconds with
a sneer and a malicious glint to his eye.

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Originally Posted by Shlup

Ha, it's ironic that Raistlin and I argue like an old married couple. THE IRONY!

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Also, Raistlin has made some rather revealing comments over the years.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Hello, my name is BJ.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

When I was just a young child, my mother told me, "BJ, do the dishes!" I never flew an airplane again.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

I have a few secrets that need revealing. First, I'm BJ, and ButThePoncho is my second account. Yeah. Also, the EoFF Sniper is

*shot by sniper*

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In my humble opinion, these quotes which are completely real and I totally did not just fabricate while typing, bored, at my laptop, incontrovertibly prove that this thread, with its telling title, is entirely accurate.

I'm sorry, but this has just gone on for too long now and all these fakes are nothing short of frustrating.

I'm BJ.

Neither of them are BJ. I am BJ. How else would I have access to Shlups sig from years ago along with other..."images" to do with Shlup?

NOPE. I AM BJ.

When you get down to it, we're all BJ, really.

Little BJs at heart, eh? But my poncho....:(

We must save him I guess.

Well, me :shifty:

PiP wins the game because he posted at 13:37

I'm still BJ tho

;_; I missed 'cause I wasn't 1338 enough to post at 13:38

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

BJ was really awesome and cool to me when I met him. There is no way I could have met Raist without Raist trying to insult me in some kind of way.

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Only if you did something stupid first. I don't make fun of people without a good reason, y'know. :p

This thread is hilarious. xD

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Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz

Only if you did something stupid first.

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I figured that saying I did something stupid would be kind of redundant. I mean, this is me we're talking about.

Baby Jesus

Perhaps she got his name wrong and meant CJ:
http://www.gtagaming.com/images/sana...s/carlsign.jpg

Which is almost as likely as OJ:
http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/daily/9601/01-21/simpson.jpg

Raistlin, CJ and OJ...I'm jealous. :(

I haven't seen OJ Simpson since his stellar acting role in "The Towering Inferno".