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Oh, please, the REAL protagonist is Moogle #1!
Honestly, why is that ship called the Lunar WHALE?
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It was a bet to see if the writers oculd put the phrase 'Get off that big whale' in the game without raising the rating. :D
Why does everyone think FFIV is a sequel to FFII when the worlds, characters, plots and EVRYTHING are different except for Kain's name?
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It's a cunning plan of SE's. They want to take over the world this way. They don't want to let people know it's a sequel, because if they do, all the worlds would turn into one making it difficult for Square to rule over it. The USA version of FFIV SNES almost gave it away...
How do you mate Moogles?
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Weren't you paying attention in FFVII? By playing some crappy arcade game at the Gold Saucer.
So, who or what exactly did NORG evolve into?
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Some hentai tentacle monster. He proceeded to rape every female student in Balamb before Zell returned and kicked his ass hard because he tried to rape the ponytail girl he likes. Zell and the girl later got married.
Why did NORG breath so heavily?
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Because he's your FATHER! (If you don't know what I'm referring to... than that's just silly).
Why are the golems in FFI naked?
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Because nudists were big back in the day when the game came out, and they couldn't make the characters naked or they would've got sued.
How did the tank boss in VIII survive the first beating by your characters? (Too lazy to remember the name of it)
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Luck.
Is Final Fantasy VII the best Final Fantasy game to be released?
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Oh HELL NO! It actually makes X-2 look good.
If all 3 bikers in Advent Children were remnants of Sephiroth, how did they decide that Kadaj was in charge?
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He was the gayest. The #1 rule of any Final Fantasy is that the one who is most easily made fun of for homosexuality is the head bad guy or antagonist.
If there are no rats s the Summon Cave, how come there are Rat Tails?
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Simple there are bats, and bats eat rats, and bats don't like rat tails so they don't eat that part and we all know bats litter.
Why don't the governments threaten the villians with nukes? That always seems to work in real life.
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Because they reverse-threaten to blast the government to smithreens with some big bad planet from outer space.
Who would do the thing mentioned above?
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Hillary Clinton.
Who is the president of Gaia in FFIX?
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I person with a monkey tail who was secretly a penguin.
In FFVIII there were originally 3 Ragnaroks (or more specifically 2 other ships with same design), what happened to them?
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They died during childbirth
Who is the president of Gaia in FFIX?
