EoFF Sims 2 Last Sim Standing Interactive Thread o' Woo-Hoo

Day 7: Field Trip!

Let me preface this by saying jesus smurfing christ, it was like watching Genghis Khan and his mongol horde at work. The EoFFers would arrive, lay waste to the place, and move on. Basically because of the DO MORE SEX mod thing, the EoFFers liked to hit on random people. They often said no. EoFFers get angry. Although sometimes they and random Sims hated each other just becuz.

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The day begins like any other.

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Jessweeeee tries to smurf Psychotic in the photo booth but he throws her out. I don't know why. :(

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Anyway, off we go!

First up: A shop. We'll buy some new clothes there. It also, bizarrely, sells games.

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They seem to want to spend all their time chatting outside though. Stupid Sims.

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Keith. :rolleyes2

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Art imitating life!

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Huxley hugs this old man, whose name, coincidentally, happens to be Keith. Is this Keith from the future?

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Either way, in a toe-crawlingly embarassing display, Huxley dances with the new Keith to the store's generic background music.

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Dan tries on some clothes! What do you think?

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Rye is less than enamoured with Keith's new friend!

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I want you to remember this. This is like the first time you got drunk, or when you lost your virginity. This is the first time you have seen my Sims make a random Sim cry.

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Psychotic and Jessweeee also dance to the store's music while Shlup deals with Keith 2 in the background.

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Don't cry for me, Argentina.

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Next up, the park! ...at night! Hopefully it'll be filled with drunks, chavs, hobos and hookers. Weirdly, Shlup for some reason glitched and did not end up at the park. I don't know why. :(

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HUUUUUUUG! :love:

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This bitch, right. The second the EoFFers arrive at the park she smurfing starts :skull::skull::skull::skull: with Psychotic. Will not leave him alone.

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You had that one coming, asshole.

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Psychotic and Jessweee finally do the deed...on a park bench.

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...in front of everyone.

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Huxley faces his toughest opponent yet. Presumably it's Snake wearing the optic camo. Or maybe he's just a smurfing lunatic, who knows!

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This bitch is back for more and fights Psychotic.

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I get my ass beat. By a girl. In public. In front of all of my friends. Hey her name is Andrea Hogan okay she's probably related to Hulk Hogan.

Also, bizarrely, it became daytime during the fight. It often does this when they are out. I don't know why.

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:(

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He is a very talented man.

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Suddenly he spots a man in a kilt. Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, the Scottish! Acting fast, he throws a vial of acid into his face.

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That's four.

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Huxley comforts the poor Scottish man by discussing his Harry Potter scat fanfic, entitled "Dobby's surprise for Colin Creevey".

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And Keith is getting on awfully well with that BITCH! Traitor!

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Jesus christ. Now some random old biddy starts having a go at me.

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At the same time...

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lol homo

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I guess she's a homophobe.

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Someone's feeling left out!

Just as I call the taxi to leave, I see this on my actions list.

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The derranged elderly woman wants to kiss me. Romantically. I swear I had nothing to do with this whatsoever.

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I wish my Sim had kissed her hahaha.

NEXT UP: SEPARATE OUTINGS!

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Huxley and Keith go bowling! Incidentally, Huxley loves to do what I did when I last went bowling. Gutterball on the first throw, then nail the spare with the second.

Now time for Keith's adventures.

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...he wants to call a baby on the phone? What, like one of those chatlines? For only $5.99 a minute, you too can hear the authentic sounds of babies crying! We've got real babies on the line ready to talk to you!

...they'd make a killing from broody chicks.

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Keith's black doppelganger wants to hold hands.

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But Keith is more interested in this heterosexual looking fellow.

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He then hugs some random dude. Jesus christ Keith stop being so gay go pick up chicks or something.

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Not old chicks, man.

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She broke his heart! Now she's for it!

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Another one bites the dust.

Let's follow Huxley's adventures.

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First he plays some pinball. Woo, yeah, award-winning update right here, folks.

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Then that crazy old hag from the park storms in and starts yelling at him for being a queer.

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She is a mean smurfing bowler though.

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Oh look who just "happened" to show up. Brandon the fabulous Scotsman. :rolleyes2

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...okay enough faggotry.

Next up: Rye and Dan go to a fancy restaurant!

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He is very excited about the prospect.

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The restaurant staff are fantastic. They seat them on totally different tables.

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This woman walks by totally naked. I don't know what the smurf. I think my game glitched there or something.

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Back inside, Ronnie tiptoes across the room with a mischievious smirk on his face!

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He pours soap into the pretentious water feature. Nice job!

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This guy isn't too pleased about it. And worse yet, he's talking smack about Rye.

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Six.

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Whoa Jess what the smurf?

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Oh. In the middle of the restaurant bar?

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Yeah, seriously.

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Uh-oh. Is this lady smurfing stalking my Sims or something?

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"Yeah, the film of this is going straight to my spankbank".

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Uh...alright.

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Insane hag then beats the crap out of Rye with her handbag after she puts her clothes back on. I love Dan in this though. His girlfriend's having her ass handed to her and he's just standing there dreamily. Throw an American flag behind him and you have yourself an army recruitment poster.

The two then flee the restaurant.

Next up?

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Psychotic, Jessweee and ShlupQuack go clubbing. I want this :skull::skull::skull::skull: resolved one way or the other.

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Although Psychotic is more interested in using the club's decorative flames to toast a marshmallow.

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What.

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Andrea Hogan's back. And she jumps onto Psychotic the second he steps onto the dancefloor.

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Yeah now what bitch. :cool:

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Meanwhile, Shlup does this. "Yeah, that'll teach you to wear a tracksuit to a nightclub".

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They then dance to celebrate their victories.

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Oh boy. She does not look happy.

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Outside, I spot this chap. Most of you are probably wondering what the smurf. This man has previous.

For those who can't access Rye's LJ, here and here. In Rye's sim house, this gentleman came round her house and started crap with Huxley (whose design I shamelessly stole). Apparently he has somehow escaped that reality and phased into this one. I will keep my eyes out for him.

Anyway, where were we?

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Oh yeah.

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Busted.

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Bam!

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Slosh!

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Jessweeee's reign of terror isn't over yet. She storms into the toilet and attacks this woman too.

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Yep.

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Meanwhile, these two sneak off to the hot tub on the roof to smurf.

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She is probably posting nudes of me and Shlup online.

They go home, and the second they get out of the taxi-

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Jessweee attacks! Who won?

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God damn right I did. :cool: Incidentally, that is the woman she attacked in the toilets, stealing our newspaper.

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She then goes after Shlup, hoping for an easier victim. The paper boy is rootin' for blondie.

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I hope it was worth it.

The pacifier and phone symbol means he's thinking about adopting. lawl

Rye and Dan. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I look hot in that red dress! Hells yes!

Wait... wait... I lost in a fight to Jessweeeee?? Over Psychotic? That's some smurfed up :skull::skull::skull::skull: right there. Go back to nearly-naked giant black dudes playing piano.

I forgot about Ms. Crumplebottom! She is a nasty old lady who hates to see two Sims touch each other. xD I see you had an interesting time with her :p I guess the Sex mod even affected her :p

You have to keep Sim Psy, Shlup and Jessweeee, they are too much fun to watch xD Same with Rye and DK. I'd say it's a toss up between Keith and Hux, so I'd flip a coin or something. :p I still say Fire is a good choice for death this time, it's also pretty easy to do. :)

Finally that pale lady is a vampire. If you become friends with her, she likes to bite your Sim and make them vampires too. Vampires can't stand daylight, but their needs never decrease at night. You have to buy a coffin for them, or else the Sunlight from windows will do them in. Once one Sim becomes a Vampire, that girl and the male vampire will start biting other random town Sims as well xD

Finally a future suggestion, by BoolProping the Newspaper, get the Paranormal career item. with it you can revive the dead. If you pay around 3,000 - 5,000 Simoleans the Sim should come back as a Zombie. xD Zombie Sims are fun :p

Brilliant.

Oh right yeah time to vote. Anyone can vote, whether they are a Sim or not.

Who dies?
Psychotic
Rye
I'm my own MILF
I Took the Red Pill
Jessweeeee
DK
ShlupQuack

Also, how do they die? I found this list on some site but removed flies as I want to mix it up a little!

How do they die?
Starvation
Fire
Drowning
Electrocution
Fright
Satellite
Illness
Old Age

I think I can pull old age off with a bit of hax...!

I vote Jessweeee, because all she does since the day is over is attack Psychotic and Shlup and I don't really want three sims pinned down by violence. An update full of "lol these guys fought. oh here they did it again" isn't very fun to write, either. And if it's Jessweee, obviously fire.

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xDDDD his faces xD


I love how crazy Milf is xD

Too bad you don't have University so I can kill Jessweeeee and then drink her. *hrumph*

MILF by fire.

Oh my god, this just gets better and better every time.

Hmmm, Keith needs to retain his classy outfits to remain much longer. But I'll give him that chance. I wouldn't vote for me this time because I became awesome and gay. Not Rye's strongest, except for banging Ronnie Coleman in public. I mean he is so legendary that he clearly would do it without caring but the fact that she did too is just :up: so no vote for Rye this time.

I think I'll have to go with Jessweeee. :( Sorry but Shlup's got great hair, you know? I'm not bothered how. Fire works for me.

(Also when I die it has to be by satellite)

(You'll have to cheat to get to happen, otherwise you will simply not be bothered.)

I Took The Red Pill, Fright :cool: Also what the hell where are the ghosts man D:

I nominate Jess to die, and by fire, because of her firey passion for Psy that drove her insane that she just burned herself.

ALSO, if Schlup and Psy have a baby, I nominate it being Old Manus.

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this may be my favourite picture from this entire thread. Easily the best day so far, no idea who to vote for 'cause everyone is awesome.

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ALSO, if Schlup and Psy have a baby, I nominate it being Old Manus.

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Rantzien already claimed the first baby boy to be born into the house.

The first female is still up for grabs, though...!

Don't smurf with DK's bubbles, man.

Rye randomly naked. xD Also, the old lady with the hat is hilarious. I hope she makes more appearances.

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^ That facial expression kills me xD.

Jessweeeee by fire. She lived the way she died.