Corrupted Wish Game

I didn't write OoTS. I just like it. So fail.

Granted. You are now forced to never post in this topic again.

I wish I hadd beat Castle Crashers with every character already.

Granted, but

you console soon frys and conks out afterwards and you'll never able to play video games again.


I wish to have a body like the greek god Apollo

Granted. You are the sun.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

Granted. It Rickrolls you instead.

(There really is a cake that resembles the Portal cake, but you can lift it up, and it's a Rick Astley cake that starts to sing "Never Gonna Give You Up", and it says "The cake is a lie")

I wish I had more steak. :B

:exdee: Someone should make that a mod.

Granted. It's Soylent Green brand.

I wish you knew the rules, and so did I.

Granted. I punch you in the face. THAT'S not one of the rules, mothersmurfer.

I wish I could finish eating. (I got more steak from my sister)

Wow, you corrupted your own wish. You got more steak, but you can't eat it. My work here is done. :D

Granted. But you can't STOP eating. See the Shel Silverstein poem about Hungry Mungry for the result.

I wish RickRolling was more funny and less annoying.

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Originally Posted by razorrozar7

Granted. You are the sun.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

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That is like the BEST THING EVER... I SHINE SO BRIGHT AND GIVE YOU LIGHT WITH MY GAS.... :smug:

Granted. It's so popular, people find a way to do it while you dream.

I wish this dollar I have was instead a $10 bill. ('Merican money)

Granted, your dollar is now a 10 dollar bill. But now you have SARS.

I wish I could come up with a wish so confusing that anyone who tried to make it backfire on me would simply explode in a mass of creamy, creamy goo.

O_o

Granted. But then, just to see what happens, YOU try to make it backfire...

I wish I wasn't out of nachos.

Granted...But the world has run out of dip sauces....

I wish we lived in the world of anime..

:colbert: Pssh, Razor didn't 'splode. I call shenanigans on this whole thread.

I think that is the POINT of this thread, Essence.

@Roddy: Granted. We go to the world of DBZ. In one of the cities Cell attacked. The day before he attacks it.

I wish there was cake.

Granted but the cake batter was 30yrs past due date.

I wish I was a Echo the Dolphin