This is the Cutest Couple speech. Because I couldn't be bothered asking every couple for a photo of themselves, I searched using the handy term "cute couple" and got some random images to represent them for me. I think I did a pretty good job actually :shobon:
o_O and Fujiko
http://data.whicdn.com/images/106375...jpg?1307662063
Now something you may not know is that Face is a kiwi. This means that, pulsing throughout his veins is the blood of a warrior. As such, he takes what he wants and as you can see in this photo, his spoils are a maiden known as Fujiko. What you don't know about Fujiko is that she's a Swede and Sweden obviously has a lot of fields. Now I don't know why Fujiko is letting the warrior kidnap her but they look pretty happy about it, and that's endearing. Plus Fujiko made kiwi cupcakes, how smurfing adorable is that.
Guardian XIII and EllieButton
http://data.whicdn.com/images/106610...jpg?1307731729
This guy's facial expression and beard remind me of Guardian XIII. He's all like "yeah bitches look I have a sweet girlfriend aw yeah suck it". Don't ask me about the hat thing though, G13 has better taste in headwear than that (see: Fett mask). And well EllieButton has a hat on because it obscures her face and I dunno what this girl looks like but you can bet she's cute. Also she is achieving what I imagine 90% of this forum, myself included, have dreamed about; putting one on the cheek of sir G13. It would be heavenly!
Loony BoB and smittenkitten
http://data.whicdn.com/images/110279...jpg?1308607494
smittenkitten really likes taking photos. I can tell because she used to post a lot of them on EoFF before she got bored of us creeps hitting on her. I can still tell because I stalk her on facebook. For the right price I can hook a brother up, so drop me a PM and we'll talk. Anyway, as for Loony BoB, he likes to pop up in the background of these photos like a creeper even though he is a sweetheart. But a creepy sweetheart. He didn't have his trademark facial hair in the original photo so I added it in here.
I'm my own MILF and Pike
http://data.whicdn.com/images/108734...jpg?1308259699
Now I know Pike has a little bit of an interest in things that are steampunk and while I couldn't find anything that fit that I figured yeah record players are cool and that would satisfy. I reckon these two would probably get a kick out of dressing a little bit old school and having a picnic in what appears to be a dirt lot. Well, wherever you can find I suppose. Plus, suspenders, I mean I reckon the good MILF would rock a pair of those.
Rantzien and Shorty
http://data.whicdn.com/images/108103...jpg?1308091370
I had trouble deciding between the shown picture and this one. Reasons for picking the first: I bet these two just act like little kids always laughing and having fun. Like that time Rantzien tried to *snip*. But the second picture just oozes Rantzien in my mind. I mean look that guy is a giant and is trying to just climb into her clothes and nest. That's something he would do. By the way, Shorty is mine what are you doing get your paws off her you viking. Ahem, I mean, carry on.
Del Murder and Miriel
http://data.whicdn.com/images/955800...jpg?1304829854
Picking an image for these two was harder than all the rest. I don't know what that says about them, but it should say something positive. It definitely wasn't because I hit about 50 pages of Justin Bieber and someone else pictures, no not at all. Daddy Del likes to talk about how his relationship with (Mama) Miriel is just absolutely perfect and I don't doubt it at all. It's almost like this sickening fairytale-esque teddy bear love that you just can't handle it. But you know what? They can handle it. Forever, probably.
It might seem like I'm favouring one couple over another, but trust me, I'm not. They're all winners. All of them. You disgustingly cute creatures, you.
