Firefly Recap - Episode III: Bushwhacked 5/18/13

Don't worry, husband. I married you and I aim to keep it that way.

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Originally Posted by Vivi22

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Originally Posted by Aulayna

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Originally Posted by Vivi22

In honor of being Jayne for this event, I'm going to shave my beard into an actual goatee and make myself less attractive in the eyes of TB.

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I hope, ney, demand you get that wooly hat too.

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I want the hat so badly, but I don't have one. It would look nice sitting next to my headcrab hat when not keeping my head warm too.

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Cunning hat by ClassicallyCassie on Etsy

Twenty bucks.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

ALSO ALSO I HAVE YET TO MEET SAFFRON BUT I JUST GOOGLED HER AND SHE IS PLAYED BY CHRISTINA HENDRICKS? CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS ONE OF THE MOST GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THIS PLANET AND IS THE EPITOME OF FEMALE PERFECTION. BEING COMPARED TO HER IN ANY WAY IS SUCH A COMPLIMENT AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL SAFFRON IS A RIGHT :bou::bou::bou::bou: AND Y'ALL KNOW THAT'S ME, GUYS.

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I can't disagree with any of this.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Cunning hat by ClassicallyCassie on Etsy

Twenty bucks.

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I'm smurfing there.

So the perennial fan dividing question. Bringing conflict in where conflict is avoided.

Which was better?

The TV Show or the Movie.

(neither/both or any other fence sitting answers are unacceptable. This is a wooden fence, full of splinters, do you want splinters up yer buttocks?)

Show. SHOW.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Sean's pretty fine.

Also, that spaceship definitely looks like a penis, and it definitely looks like Summer is about to fellate it.

ALSO ALSO I HAVE YET TO MEET SAFFRON BUT I JUST GOOGLED HER AND SHE IS PLAYED BY CHRISTINA HENDRICKS? CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS ONE OF THE MOST GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THIS PLANET AND IS THE EPITOME OF FEMALE PERFECTION. BEING COMPARED TO HER IN ANY WAY IS SUCH A COMPLIMENT AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL SAFFRON IS A RIGHT :bou::bou::bou::bou: AND Y'ALL KNOW THAT'S ME, GUYS.

omg

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Since the wife has made this confessional time...

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Sorry you had to find out this way, wife, but nngggg that red hair. yummmmz
Better even than wife soup.

I should also clarify that there's only one right answer too.

(SPOILER)The Show

I have a huge splinter up my ass. I love the show because well, it's longer, it's paced out.

But the film, the film was a celebration of Firefly - it was Joss's way of saying thanks, and his way of saying goodbye to it when he never thought he'd get that chance.

Especially the part where I'm a :bou::bou::bou::bou:, right?

Also, I think Jayne would be fairly attractive if he didn't have that damn goatee. Beards are fine. Moustaches can be hot on the right guy. But goatees look good on absolutely no one.

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Originally Posted by chionos

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Sean's pretty fine.

Also, that spaceship definitely looks like a penis, and it definitely looks like Summer is about to fellate it.

ALSO ALSO I HAVE YET TO MEET SAFFRON BUT I JUST GOOGLED HER AND SHE IS PLAYED BY CHRISTINA HENDRICKS? CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS ONE OF THE MOST GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THIS PLANET AND IS THE EPITOME OF FEMALE PERFECTION. BEING COMPARED TO HER IN ANY WAY IS SUCH A COMPLIMENT AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL SAFFRON IS A RIGHT :bou::bou::bou::bou: AND Y'ALL KNOW THAT'S ME, GUYS.

omg

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Since the wife has made this confessional time...

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Sorry you had to find out this way, wife, but nngggg that red hair. yummmmz
Better even than wife soup.

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You'd best think twice before bringing the wife soup into this!

also smurf THIS THREAD GIVEN OUT TOO MUCH GORRAMN REP IN THE PAST TWENTY FOUR HOURS

I'll reiterate the show because there are certain events that transpired in the film that I still have yet to get over even after all these years.

I'm still yet to figure out what that masked word behind the sprites is.

So was like, gorramn their way of getting around the god damn filter for tv, or...?

It's the c-word, Auly.

see you next tuesday, Auly.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

also smurf THIS THREAD GIVEN OUT TOO MUCH GORRAMN REP IN THE PAST TWENTY FOUR HOURS

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Normally I'd agree, but I can't get rep anywhere else so...

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Originally Posted by Locky

see you next tuesday, Auly.

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Oh right so the number of sprites = the number of letters... I geddit!

The theme song kind of reminds me of Sons of Anarchy's theme song.