The world of Eyesoneros and Effos

I never realized Phil's name was so punny.

Don't pay any attention to that philistine. That's exactly what he wants.

I will phil your face full of lead Sarah.

You phillin' me, dog?

Whatever you say, Syphilis.

Some of these puns are just awphil.

smurf IT OKAY YES I STOLE YOUR IDEA

Name Reacharoundia to The City of Why Sam Jones Is Awful and a Total Meanie. :colbert:

I still want my rainbow dot.

I have Flonkerton. Sarah says I'm president of the world now. So I get what I want.

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Originally Posted by Laddy

smurf IT OKAY YES I STOLE YOUR IDEA

Name Reacharoundia to The City of Why Sam Jones Is Awful and a Total Meanie. :colbert:

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This is a perfect city name.

Less arguing, more river naming, plz. :)

Edit: Nevermind. I've named the remaining rivers!

http://i.imgur.com/t14ELie.png

I really want to name that bay below my lands.

Okay, I guess I'm going to allow third cities, only under certain conditions.

• If both cities are on Eyesoneros, your next city must be on Effos.
• If both cities are on Effos, your next city must be on Eyesoneros.
• If you have cities on both continent, or you have one city, you can place your next city anywhere.

Samstotallyawesomecityyall on that somewhat southeastern part of Essos that looks like a little nose and mouth

Can I have Dandyville between Murder and Roogle rivers? Prime positioning is right up where they meet Shlup River :)

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Okay, I guess I'm going to allow third cities, only under certain conditions.

• If both cities are on Eyesoneros, your next city must be on Effos.
• If both cities are on Effos, your next city must be on Eyesoneros.
• If you have cities on both continent, or you have one city, you can place your next city anywhere.

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Awesome! Eryut is Eyesoneros, and Bunasa Effos so...

I shall place a city right about here where the purple dot is:

Attachment 44317

Thanks Proto! The map looks awesome now!

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Samstotallyawesomecityyall on that somewhat southeastern part of Essos that looks like a little nose and mouth

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That name is too long.