Diablo 2: The Brother (And Sister)hood of EoFF

They began closing games around 2 and a half hours ago

I AM GOING TO MAKE A GRIM WARD BARBARIAN TO PISS YOU ALL OFF LOL

I can't get on b.net either. And it's been like that for at least an hour now. So by their words, no more than 3 hours.

It started 6PM Eastern. The earliest you can play is either 9:30 or 10.

I...think I may have to make a Dreamer Sorc...that just sounds so...*drools*

Yeah, but with the new ladder, all runes are gone. Which means to make any big runewords this early (and don't Dreams need a Jah), the high runes are very very likely going to be duped. Not that most of them weren't already, but the likelihood would increase at least 10-fold this early in a ladder. I can imagine hell Hell Forge runs are going to run rampant for a while trying to get runes, but those will only go up to what, Gul?

The Most Annoying Character Ever
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

CLASS:
Barbarian

SKILLS:
20 in Grim Ward
20 in Howl
20 in Leap
20 in Increased Speed
20 in Natural Resistance
1 in Battle Orders
1 in Battle Command
1 in Shout
1 in Find Item
1 in Find Potion
1 in Increased Stamina
1 in Iron Skin
1 in Double Swing
1 in Bash

EQUIPMENT:
Rare Fanged Knife with the following modifiers:

Wailing - 100% Monster Flee on hit
Quickness - 40% IAS
Bear - Knockback
Piercing - Ignore Targets Defense

Wizardspike Bone Knife
Shafstop Mesh Armor OR Fortitude Armor
Verdungo's Mithril Coil
Bloodfist Heavy Gloves
Sandstorm Trek Scarabshell Boots
Ravenfrost Ring
Rare Res ring
Shako OR Delirium Helm

TACTICS
Enter a game, party with the newbs, and then cast your :skull::skull::skull::skull:ty war cries over and over again. Every time they cast their lvl OMFG SO HIGH LOL Battle Orders, you cast your :skull::skull::skull::skull:ty Lvl 1 BO. Repeat with every War Cry.

Leap around so as to annoy others.

Run or Leap in the middle of the fray, poke as many enemies as you can with your little knives, and once a monster dies (if ever), make a giant smurfing totem of fear out of the bugger's corpse.

If wearing Fortitude and/or Dream, Confuse and Mindblast will be bouncing about as well.

Watch as you disrupt Baal runs and earn yourself an unprecedented amount of hate!

Added bonuses come in the fact that you you can't kill anything! But by god, you can Leap around the enemy's attacks.

Leap is very fun for duels. Classic and perfect stalemate!

Not as annoying as multi-shot zons with a torch on. At least this one won't drop me.

But by the end of it all, you will have wished for it to drop.

Lawl, how true. It is quite the ultra-annoying build. You should make it, and I'll make a terror Necromancer to override everybody's curses, and together we can be called ghey all day and night.

Yes, make a Necromancer that uses Terror, Weaken, and Attract all the smurfing time. Place Attract on a monster near some random newb, and watch as the monster come rushing to him. Or have a Necro that keeps casting Terror or Weaken when in a band of Sorceresses and Poisonmancers.

Wands also spawn with the Wailing mod.

We shall be very ghey all day and night.

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Originally Posted by SeeDRankLou

Yeah, but with the new ladder, all runes are gone. Which means to make any big runewords this early (and don't Dreams need a Jah), the high runes are very very likely going to be duped. Not that most of them weren't already, but the likelihood would increase at least 10-fold this early in a ladder. I can imagine hell Hell Forge runs are going to run rampant for a while trying to get runes, but those will only go up to what, Gul?

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Yeah, I know...but I was already thinking about making a different Sorc anyways, so it's not a stretch to make a Thunder Sorc into a Dreamer...is it?

Not that I'm playing now, but b.net is back up.

Also, instead of a double throwing barb, I might try a fire arrow zon.

For a Dreamer, the only thing you have to remember is that you need to keep your Energy Shield up, and that you need enough AR in order to hit anything.

Energy Shield receives a bonus from Telekinesis. When both skills are maxed, Energy Shield will only consume .75 Mana per point of damage, instead of 2.

Enchant increases Attack Rating.

So, you have 80+ points devoted to Enchant, Energy Shield and Telekinesis, and Lightning Mastery. If you chose not to go the route of using an Energy Shield, than that allows you many more points, but you are made that much more delicate.

There are many different methods of making an Enchantress, so experimentation is best.

Personally, I maxed Thunder Storm along with Telekinesis, Energy Shield, Enchant, and Lightning Mastery.

I'm on, eoff/trout if anyone is up for playing now. :D Yay!

COME TO EOFF

IT'S TIME TO WASTE OUR LIVES TOGETHER!