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Originally Posted by loben
granted, but this 1 fat guy u c...he made love to it and rubbed his balls on it
I wish every1 would wait ten posts b4 granting/wishing another wish lol
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Originally Posted by loben
granted, but this 1 fat guy u c...he made love to it and rubbed his balls on it
I wish every1 would wait ten posts b4 granting/wishing another wish lol
Granted, this is my first time posting in this game.
I wish it did not snow as much in Canada.
granted, but an angry bear kills every1 in kanada cuz he missed a whole extra season of spring...Quote:
Originally Posted by look_out_below
I wish the world would blow up tommorrow
OOC: Pyromaniac, please stop posting in this thread.
Granted but then you die. Wait that would do us a favor!
I wish I had a panda bear!
Granted. But it sneezes and scares you!
I wish I didn't have to work today.
Granted, but your boss finds out about your wish, and now you don't have to go to work for ever again, and you don't need to look for a paycheck either, cause you won't get one.
I wish for my candies I ordered to arrive TODAY. :D
They do arrive today. But where is the question....
I wish forrr............. All my wildest dreams to come true!
granted but now you are hung upsidedown to a tree with a 90 year old woman staring at you
I wish I wasn't confused
Granted! You don't become confused, but then you become gender confused and your awful townsfolk, (because you mysteriously own your own town.) being the homophobic bigots they are skin you alive! You are kind of relieved that you weren't confused anymore though.
I wish I knew fluent spanish.
Granted, but Mr. Fluent Spanish doesn't like you, and you guys never get to hang out with him or anything.
I wish I could fight likeJackie ChanOwen Wilson.
Granted, but it turns out that I can fight better than him so you are screwed. :mad2:
I wish I can have imortality.
Granted. You live forever. You outlive your family, and friends, and their descendants...and time itself. You spend the rest of eternity, mad with loneliness.
I wish for perfect health for myself and everyone I know.
Granted. But you are stricken with a case of amnesia at the exact second your wish comes true, thus rendering everyone a stranger to you. And then the plague hits and everyone dies. You spend the rest of your life, made with loneliness and ridden with guilt.
I wish the mods didn't yell at me for breaking the 1 in 10 rule, realizing that my post was absolutely necessary.
Granted, but then you complain somemore and get kicked off the forum
I wish that they hadn't canceled the Xenosaga Series.