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Dont' be sad, Bun-Bun. I didn't even get to live Day 1.
Next time I will make out with Psychotic and befriend an Ivy League Volleyball.
Jessweee by satellite plz
What the hell was that xDDDDD
Guys if I die, pick a way that makes my ghost interesting :(
I vote Shlup to die by fright :|
All Psy would have to do is let me look at your face! Oh snap!
I don't want anyone to die. D: So I vote Rye again! By drowning!
I think most people want Jessweeeee by fire, so that's what I'm gonna do next. No more votes and all that.
Also, to address a point made earlier in the thread:I'm not really obligated to kill any of them, no. But then, that's sort of the point in all of this. If I'm not killing them, where is this going? A bunch of Sims chilling day in, day out? I need a vision. A drive. A bloodbath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
At least their ghosts will be entertaining!
Jessweeee should come back later as a Zombie!
I like how my Sim is so boring in each episode, until I do something so freaking ridiculous and obscene that I just kill folks.
My Sim me is so like me minus the doing obscene things in bathrooms and public places!
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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Day 7 Part II: The Rise and Fall of Sinister Nose Man
What's this all about? Well, Day 7 technically isn't over. Time spent outside the house doesn't count towards the overall time of day. All the phone calls, waiting for taxis, changing for outfits and whatnot meant that it was now 6 PM in the evening.
I decide that Jessweeee will be spared until 12 AM.
Also, I should note that everybody now has their new everyday outfits on!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm1.jpg
The second I load the game, this happens. "Uh, okay, hold on, let me check."
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm2.jpg
"Yeah, she's just watching Shlup and Jessweeee go at it".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm3.jpg
This woman, Cowgirl Whore, has never spoken to Rye. She has never spoken to any of my Sims before. I saw her at the bowling alley, but Huxley and Keith did not interact. So how the hell does she know who Rye is? Maybe she overheard them talking about a midget Italian whore and decided to call her up for a fun time?
But alright, Rye decides to meet up with the stranger at night all alone. What bad could possibly come of it?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm4.jpg
This fad is seriously beginning to worry me.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm5.jpg
The bar is as popular as ever. "Yo, I heard she caught you two making out!" smurfing awkward timing, Dan.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm6.jpg
Huxley falls in love with Dan. :| (Dan is thinking about Huxley's boyfriend)
Let's get a close-up on that.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm7.jpg
Yeah, wtf indeed.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm8.jpg
It turns out Cowgirl Whore has a whole bevvy of friends she has brought along on her night out to a bunch of small shops...
including Sinister Nose Man! If you don't know who he is, look at the previous update and click the links.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm9.jpg
Well those two are getting along well aren't they?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm10.jpg
A little too well.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm11.jpg
This woman is obviously the Huxley of the group.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm12.jpg
Then Rye actually meets the woman who called her up for the first time. Yep, she's a whore alright.
Rye then heads for home.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm13.jpg
I'm only showing this one to show Shlup's new outfit. And I'm only showing Shlup's new outfit because when she sees what she is wearing, she will want to have sex with me in real life instead of just in a video game.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm14.jpg
Waaaaaugh! Invaders! These smurfers followed Rye home!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm15.jpg
Even worse, they're hippies!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm16.jpg
Hello. My name is DK. You kissed my girlfriend. Prepare to die.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm17.jpg
This guy has heard some things and asks Huxley if he's straight. Again, his t-shirt slogan applies quite nicely here.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm18.jpg
"REMEMBER ME?" Huxley has his revenge! (see above) Also I am not going to lie, I orchestrated this. I don't normally get involved but it had to be done.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm19.jpg
"Let's not have safe sex tonight". This does not bode well.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm20.jpg
Dan slugs this guy in the stomach.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm21.jpg
Oh god! Cowgirl Whore is getting into the hot tub. Great. That's just what it was missing: Pus from the vagina of a disease-ridden slut.
Now I'm just going to post some pictures of Dan and SNM.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm22.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm23.jpg
Close up:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm24.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm25.jpg
For the love of. The entire hippie army has got into the hot tub. Well I'm not standing for this :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm26.jpg
I fence those assholes in and make a new hot tub. Their lives are mine now.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm27.jpg
Holy. Huxley is doing some full-on exorcist :skull::skull::skull::skull:.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm28.jpg
~
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm29.jpg
Jessweee is spending her last night bowling with Keith, in case you cared.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm30.jpg
^_^
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm31.jpg
SHE IS PREGNANT. REPEAT: PREGNANCY CONFIRMED.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm32.jpg
Well. This is an interesting development.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm33.jpg
Jessweeee has a new neighbour. I intend to delete the walls between their two homes once she is secured inside, and then he will burn alongside her.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm34.jpg
Honest to god I did not cause this. They walked over to check out the new lights in SNM's place, found they couldn't get to them, so made out right in front of him instead. I love it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm35.jpg
Dan begins to paint a picture of his fallen foe's suffering.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm36.jpg
It's midnight.
The seed has been secured. Yesh!
Also, the band changed their name anyway, so ha! I cannot be seduced so easily. Well, I can, but y'know.
Favorite pic of this set:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm16.jpg
Urge to kill... RISING.
I can't wait to see our sinister nose children. I noticed that Shlup did my nosepass perfectly justice. She even got my jew bump down perfectly, don't you agree, Dan?
This is how Dan feels about sinister nose hook up:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm24.jpg