Fri 13th Ciddies - REVELATIONS WINTER 2013 -

Awesome! The man has what it takes.

Yay, congratulations ToriJ!

Excellent! Enjoy your new title :D

37. MLT GET BANNED

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The Nominees:
Baloki
Chris
noxious.sunshine
shion
Spooniest
Spuuky
TonyUK
Vivi22

Warning, NSFW and harsh! Read at own risk! Jokes intended all round ;)People are smurfing pricks. They break the rules, they get banned. It's the circle of life. Hakuna Matata, mothersmurfers. What have these dickbitches done to deserve the banhammer of justice? Let's take a look.

Baloki -- Maintains a thread purely dedicated to spam and idiocy. What a cock. I met him in meatspace once, and he was nice to me. Probably just trying to SCAM ME out of money or something. (Actually I still owe you some cash dude, next time.)

Chris -- Complaining about two days without sex? Cry me a lubricant filled river. Not all of us have the magnetism to get any, let alone with the frequency enough to make two days a big deal.

noxious.sunshine -- smurf you bitch. You're annoying and I hate you. You're so egotistical that you even told me what to write here. Does that seem FAIR to you? You're so obnoxious and GOD that's why you're noxious I've figured it out.

shion -- STOP BEING SO NICE. Godsmurfingdammit. How am I meant to insult you when you just smile so smurfing sweet like. Can't you try being an utter arsehole just ONCE so I can do this easier?

Spooniest -- Dude is so narcissistic and that pisses me off because he I'm the narcissistic egomaniac. Get your own shtick and step off my turf I might not play sweet rock tunes like you but I can break your guitar and that'll learn you.

Spuuky -- Spuuky actually terrifies the smurfing hell out of me. He threatened to chop me up into little bits and roast me on a fire. You guys should probably ban him before he does that, given that I am former EoFF Best Member Jiro.

TonyUK -- TonyUK is probably in smurfing cahoots with Spuuky now that I think about it. Vertically challenged arsehole chefs are not my favourite people, but at least he gave me some iron ingots in A Realm Reborn. But no, that doesn't mean I will blow you, you dick.

Vivi22 -- MY OLD NEMESIS. He was booted off staff for being too much of a prick and was always clearly the inferior half of the Census revelations, which is grounds enough to keep his descent going all the way into the Banned category. C'est la vie mon cheri.

Just get rid of all these losers now and let's get Eyes on Final Fantasy back to its sparkling glory.

Don't forget to punch Jiro for that one.

did Cuch get un-nominated what

i demand to be allowed to change my prediction

edit: and my vote

Whoooo.........?

wouw.. that does sound very harsh xD

Dickbitches.

Jiro's on a bruisin' cruise.

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

37. MLT GET BANNED

Shion ---- 0
RSL ----- 1
noxious. sunshine ----- 1
TonyUK ----- 1
Baloki ----- 2
Spuuky ---- 2
Vivi22 ----- 4


Which means... Chris ---- 5
Spooniest ---- 19 takes this one, folks.

YAY no one thinks I'll get banned!

Also, congrats :D

I think this is one of those Ciddies where you'd be happy to get 0 votes, so well done shion!

yeah if I had changed my vote it wouldn't have changed the outcome of the award. i'm more mad that SOMEONE didn't let me change my prediction even though I bought her lunch :mad2:

36. MLT BE THE NEXT CID'S KNIGHT/EDITOR

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The Nominees:
Denmark
Lone Wolf Leonhart
Mr. Shauna
noxious.sunshine
Quin
Scotty_ffgamer
Sephex
ToriJ
Vivi22

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Originally Posted by shion

This is the speech for MLT Be The Next Cid's Knight. A lot of people look forward to this award, because as we have seen, some of the winners actually end up being CK's. And that brings power over a bunch of Internet forum nerds, and let's face it, that feels good. Because as nerds, that is basically the most power we're going to get.

There are lots of reasons the following nominees deserve the award. But I'm instead going to focus on why they shouldn't win the award.

It's like a toaster, right? Toasters are cool and all, but some toasters only toast the edges of your bread. That is a sucky toaster. LIKE THESE NOMINEES!

No, I'm just joking.

Actually, I'm not. I'm sure a lot of them are sucky at being toasters.

Anyways, here is why you shouldn't intrust the forum power to these members:

Denmark
What would happen if Denmark became a CK? Not much, that's what! I mean, he's kind of lethargic and apathetic when it comes to forum posting. He doesn't like EoFF, so he would probably just delete all of the posts. Which wouldn't be a bad thing except that he wouldn't do that, because he wouldn't care enough. Is that what you want, EoFF? A maybe, maybe not ginger who just doesn't care?

As a toaster: He would be the toaster that doesn't bother to toast anything. You would end up with just a plain piece of bread. It won't even bother to pretend to toast your bread.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
Lone Wold Leonhart left you, remember that? Remember when he left you? I remember. And his screenname. I had to check 5 times to make sure I was spelling it right and putting the spaces at the right places. And that is totally a reflection on him and not on my intelligence.

As a toaster: He would be the toaster that mildly toasts your bread, leaves, comes back, and then finishes your toast after you get home from work and you aren't even in the mood anymore. I mean, I just used the last of my butter cooking dinner, toaster. I don't need you now.

Mr. Shauna
If I remember correctly, Mr. Shauna is just the alternate dimension male Shauna anyways. Or is it her boyfriend? No, the first one seems more likely. Is that what you want, EoFF. Some dimensional foreigner running this place? Next thing you know we will be taken over by gay alien commies who steal all of our jobs while at the same time using up all of the welfare. Lazy foreigners.

As a toaster: That toaster that toasts things that have already been toasted, but somehow also adds in an accent that you can't quite pinpoint.

noxious.sunshine
There's a reason some people started calling her obnoxious sunshine. And it wasn't just because I was telling them too in exchange for free Arby's coupons (PM me). It's because she is obnoxious and not all that sunshiny. All she will do is obnox all over the place, like when cats spray to mark their territory. You think about that. Do you want cat spray on your forum? No, I didn't think so.

As a toaster: That toaster that makes a lot of noise and only toasts one side of your bread.

Quin
The problem with Quin is that I'm never really sure what his screenname is. He changes it up all of the time. That shows a lack of commitment and stability. What is he hiding? Why can't he commit to one name? How does he decide when to change his name? It probably has to do with some weird asian sex ring. Well I for one do not trust those racist asians. And neither for you. Even though he isn't asian, but that is besides the point. Or how even do we know he isn't? I haven't seen any birth certificate. Have you? I rest my case.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast but first he will have sex with it.

Scotty_ffgamer
Why shouldn't scotty be the next CK? Because he's nice. Too nice. Nice guys finish last. I really don't have anything else here.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast to the exact golden colour you need it, but it will take a while and you still won't be happy with it.

ToriJ
I don't know ToriJ. But I assume he is lying. About everything. That is why he shouldn't be a CK. He's a big fat liar and he's probably sleeping with your wife right now. Is that even your real name, ToriJ? Hmm? Really? Or is it TerroristMcHateface?

As a toaster: He will lie to you about your toast being toasted and then when you realize it, he will have taken your job.

Vivi22
He was already a CK. How did that go? Yeah, exactly.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast while getting in to political debates with the friends you have over for dinner.

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Remember to thank/rep shion for her speech!

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Originally Posted by Jinx

"What's a smurf-ass?"

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