I wasn't nominated for this award. I guess I'm just not helpful enough,
huh. Well let's see how these members have helped me!
Bunny - Bunny should probably win this award for rescuing me from bandom. He helped a brother out when everyone else was just going "huh what is going on I do not understand what is the going on please to be telling me what is going on jiro ban what". Bunny is a man of action. ACTION BUNNY. (I googled that term and it came up with a lot of nsfw stuff.)
crono_logical - crono_logical might not have ever helped me directly, but his name is a brilliant pun and his tech skillz have undoubtedly been helpful to people in the past. However this award is all about how people have helped me and so crono loses. I'm sure he'll get over if in
time. :hahaha:
Guardian XIII - Alright so G-Man is probably up there alongside Bunny as a winner. This man has saved my bacon and saved my life a multitude of times. I don't know about you guys but I smurfing love my bacon so him saving it was just a blessing. Did you know one time he just woke up and punched a burglar in the face while stretching? Even
unconscious this guy protects my bacon.
Loony BoB - Loony BoB once gave me a list of posting statistics for every month since like the beginning of time. That was pretty helpful, and I applaud him for that, but it's no bacon saving face shooping performance. Still, for an old timer he does pretty well ya know?
Marshall Banana - She doesn't even
like bacon so unless she brings Mog's Fantasy back then I will never support her winning this award :colbert:
Rantzien - Oh god how many nominees are there? Trying to think of times that Rantzien has helped me. It's shameful because I know he has done so many times, I just can't think of them. Well let's say that Rantzien is your undercover hero who is always there helping you without you realising it and so he should probably get nominated for Most Underrated member too.
Wolf Kanno - Let me tell you a story. Actually scrap that, I don't have the time. But imagine I told you a story about Wolf Kanno. He risked life and limb, leapt tall buildings and wrestled prehistoric animals, all to save my bacon. He hasn't done that yet but he's come close and this is why he is nominated. Until he actually saves my bacon though...
Let me leave you with this video of
bacon like you've never seen it before. And and it's not a video of a pig either you unfunny morons :colbert: (jk ilu all)
