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Oh crap, it's my go. Sorry, completely forgot about this.
This sounds easy in my head but you never know with these things.
Woman is all kinds of crazy?
Unsure where she is though
Taking over, they're
All up in your face
I prefer the friendlier alternative
Getting Yuffie?
Not getting Yuffie, no.
JENOVA and/or Scarlet seem like the obvious options for "Woman is all kinds of crazy", so I'll throw their names into the guess hat.
Not Jenova or Scarlet
The first two lines may be a little misleading so I'll clarify straight away. The "Woman" doesn't refer to any character or NPC in the game. Or anyone in real life.
I see you Bubba, surreptitiously spelling out WUTAI with the first letters of each line.
Sounds to me like it has something to do with Yuffie and Elena being strung up on the face of the Da-chao statue...but that doesn't fit all the lines so I still don't know.
It almost sounds like it's describing the Turks and their actions in the Wutai sidequest. Explaining to the party about Da Chao, dealing with Don Corneo, forming a truce with Cloud.
It sounds like you're describing the events at the Honeybee Inn to me...
Good spot, Metagloria!
Yup, the answer is linked to Wutai. Nothing so far is correct though.
The multi-faced boss in the pagoda?
Is it the room of cats in Wutai? Where later you find Yuffie?
Ooh, I think it will be. It explains the crazy lady thing. Crazy cat lady (from the Simpsons and general real life people) isn't there, but the cats certainly are.
Good call, the room full of cats does seems to be it.
I think meta nailed it. Godo fits all the clues.
How is a woman whose head rotates not crazy looking?
Unsure where she is because she changed faces.
Taking over might refer to them rotating, one face taking over for the other and line four explicitly mentions face.
The "friendlier alternative" might refer to the gold face which just cures and casts mini and sleep, which are friendly compared to Trine, Bio, Beast Sword, etc.
Edit: nvm, the friendlier alternative too obviously refers to dogs instead of cats. Dangit. Sorry meta, tried to back you up! Godo fits all the clues, though. So it's really a double riddle.
A great combined effort everyone but Aerith's Knight has it!
Woman is all kinds of crazy?
As BoB pointed out it's a reference to crazy cat lady
Unsure where she is though
There isn't actually one in the game but you can imagine her living in this house
Taking over, they're
All up in your face
You literally cannot move in that place for those pesky felines
I prefer the friendlier alternative
As chionos pointed out, I'm more of a dog person
I also snuck in the location with the first letter of each line.
AK, the floor is yours!