I want to be a baby. ^_^ Hopefully you'll have triplets.
Oh, and you must save Cowgirl Whore!
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I want to be a baby. ^_^ Hopefully you'll have triplets.
Oh, and you must save Cowgirl Whore!
Best update so far imho. xD
I also vote Jessweeeee by fire. It would have been Rye if not for her sublime stunt with Dan today.
Edit: What, this looks stupid now I guess. Missed a page.
Save Cowgirl lady. When she calls again she might come back with more victims xD
I vote Cowgirl Whore!
And why does everyone like Psychotic xDDD
I don't, he annoys me :|
He's the only one with romantic aspirations.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
ALSO THE HAIR
OH GOD THE HAIR
No one has pigtails?
Day 8: Burn, baby, burn - Act II.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn1.jpg
What the people want, the people get. Cowgirl Whore, you're free to go!
Behind her you can see a stream of the EoFFers carrying filth out of the Death Chamber. It has been loaded up with ovens and fireplaces.
It is time.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn2.jpg
Jessweeee puts on a pretty dress and sprints to the room. It's like she heard there was going to be a fire and just had to be a part of it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn3.jpg
"Fire?! Oh my god where?!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn4.jpg
Hahaha no I don't think so somehow, asshole.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn5.jpg
Wow, that was really quick! Jessweee's a natural!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn6.jpg
The flames have drawn quite the crowd.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn7.jpg
"No firemen are going to save her ass this time!"
Then I do a check to see where the other inmates are.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn8.jpg
...what.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn9.jpg
Jessweeee screams in agony. I hope you know what you're doing, EoFF.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn10.jpg
They're not even having sex, they're just sitting on the bed, naked.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn11.jpg
So long, J♪.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn12.jpg
At that exact moment, this was going on. So harsh.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn13.jpg
The back of the chamber has become the wailing smurfing wall.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn14.jpg
This waste of space is still alive, but not for very much longer.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn15.jpg
"YESSSSS, THANK YOU GOD!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn16.jpg
The boys have a merry old chat while SNM evacuates his bowels all over the floor in a sad effort to put out the fire.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn17.jpg
Look who thinks she's Dan! The sperm inside her body are obviously controlling her urges.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn18.jpg
The hippies befoul my nice decking. :irked:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn19.jpg
Morning has broken.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn20.jpg
I put her grave next to Bunny's. We will never forget. As for SNM's grave, I deleted it. I don't want his poncey ghost in my house.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn21.jpg
Finally, someone who doesn't like me! Although really dude, you voted for her to die too, don't blame this on me.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn22.jpg
These two get jiggy in the hot tub.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn23.jpg
They sure are exhibitionists, aren't they?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn24.jpg
Insert gay joke here. Huxley is the only Sim who ever gets tickled. Seriously I don't know what's up with that.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn25.jpg
Still, it doesn't affect him too much. He's able to discuss what I can only assume is goatse with Shlup during a game of strip chess.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn26.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn27.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn28.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn29.jpg
What are you so happy about?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn30.jpg
Oh, sex? In the past twenty four hours you've nailed Shlup three times and Jessweee once. Are you seriously telling me you want more?
As if he heard my thoughts, he promptly goes and does this.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn31.jpg
...is...is he trying to perform self-fellatio?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn32.jpg
Shlup wonders if it's too soon to make a Jessweee joke.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn33.jpg
Dan has finished his picture of his enemy on the toilet.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn34.jpg
"What the hell are you doing? If you want sex, just ask for it?"
*grunts* "No...need.....nnnnngh.....almost....got it!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn35.jpg
At least someone's enjoying it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn36.jpg
He goes to make a drink, his eyes still on the prize.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn37.jpg
This house is getting seriously gay. :barf:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn38.jpg
This house is getting seriously gay. :jokey:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn39.jpg
Oh my god oh my god it's gonna happen they're gonna be lesbians!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn40.jpg
But no. The hivemind commands all of my Sims (except Keith) to the kitchen to make lunch.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn41.jpg
"NO BLOOD FOR OIL!"
"...Liberals :rolleyes2"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn42.jpg
Shlup lets out an enormous belch, which still manages to be sexy because she's a blonde woman in a bikini.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn43.jpg
Dan giggles at her wind. This is so precious. :love:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn44.jpg
"Hold on, let me check".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn45.jpg
"...I don't get paid enough for this :skull::skull::skull::skull:".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn46.jpg
Apparently that black guy really wanted to talk to Keith about holding hands. Go figure.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn47.jpg
Speaking of hands, Huxley plunges his into the toilet to try to unclog it. I suspect he's enjoying it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn48.jpg
"You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Take the pussy off the pedestal".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn49.jpg
Still alive. Slowly breaking down.
Anyway, I figured these jerks might be missing EoFF, so I gave them a computer.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn50.jpg
Well of course she has no email. Who'd email her?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn51.jpg
Maybe this guy would.
Let's get a closer look.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn52.jpg
He wants her.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn53.jpg
I'm watching myself play the Sims while I play the Sims. There's got to be some philosophical issue to all of this.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn54.jpg
Dan appears to be watching President Obama's inauguration.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn55.jpg
Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Not gonna lie, I turned around myself when I saw him standing there staring.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn56.jpg
"What a surprise! A creepy freak is standing there staring at me! It's just what I always wanted...how did you know?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn57.jpg
They are trying to flood the place with their urine.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn58.jpg
Shlup has apparently taken a test and got confirmation of her pregnancy. She switches to her maternity clothes.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn59.jpg
The proud father seems overjoyed.
VOTIN' THYME!
I want a wedding, but I don't know who should get married. I should point out that Dan, Rye and Shlup all have aspirations to marry their respective partners, but Psychotic has marrying Shlup listed as a fear.
Anyway, who should get married?
Rye and DK, or Psychotic and ShlupQuack?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn55.jpg
LMAO So creepy xD
EDIT: Paul and shlup so paul turns into a wreck xD
You two should get married, you're having a baby.
Psychotic and Shlup! Also why haven't we seen Bunny's ghost yet? D:
Dan and Rye~
Needs more interacial.
Marry ShlupQuack in her strawberry undies. =O