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Where haf Bunny gone ;_;? = Yu-Law (aka Wasubu)
I've been struck by a smooth criminal = me
Where haf Bunny gone ;_;? says:
*strikes you* @_@
I've been struck by a smooth criminal says:
Oh MY! *is struck*
I've been struck by a smooth criminal says:
Youch. What was that for?
Where haf Bunny gone ;_;? says:
I'm a smooth criminal. o_o
seriously, does anybody wade through this thread to read possibly funny quotes? I bet the staff doesn't even peruse this thread...
la la la
*throws feces*
this is fun.
*waves* Hi *staff*
I <3 Matt
*wades through*
Hi. :)
Scottie> *presses the contrast button and orgasms*
Scottie> Let us all take some time out to masturbate. Please excuse me.
*** Scottie (Scott@Sabin.ffchat.net) has left #eoff
xD That was disturbing.
*My girlfriend Kristen and I, part of a conversation over the phone
Kristen: He's like a dragon. If you want to get him off your back, you have to throw club sandwiches at him. . .
Me: (laughing) What? Say that again?
Kristen: (laughing) I said he's . . .kinda like a dragon. If you want to get him off your back, you have to throw club sandwiches at him!
Me: Wait, wait. Just a club sandwich?
Kristen: No, babe. I said club SANDWICHES. (laughing) More than one.
ShortLilSar: Whatcha up to?
Naif of Dnalnif: Looking at BoB's BoB-Ho Cam.
ShortLilSar: xD BoB-Ho cam?
ShortLilSar: What's that?
Nait of Dnalnif: The Cam where he's lying down for the ladies.
ShortLilSar: xD Oh, yes. I'm looking at it.
ShortLilSar: *dies laughing* Ho cam... xD
Nait of Dnalnif: Look at him.
Nait of Dnalnif: HE'S TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF!
Good ol' Nait for ya. ^_^
chinadoll66102: me
sgb: sg blues
SGB: Heh...you know now that I know now, I liked you as a sexy 19 year old girl but, to know now that your a 46 year old man with 5 kids,..you'r damn sexy to me now =)
chinadoll66102: LOL
chinadoll66102: ohhh now thats just scary :p
SGB: Do you have a beard?
chinadoll66102: lol thats just waht i was thinking too
chinadoll66102: yeah and bi-focals i know you like glasses
chinadoll66102: a big fuzzy gray beard with bi-focals
SGB: God you're hot!
chinadoll66102: and a beer belly
chinadoll66102: and i wear plaid golf pants
chinadoll66102: and a cowboy hat
chinadoll66102: lol
SGB: I think I'm in love :love:
chinadoll66102: lol
SGB: Hairy chest too?
chinadoll66102: my eyes are red too :p
chinadoll66102: oh yes VERY hairy
chinadoll66102: so hairy i have it braided
SGB: Damn it! I'm getting my ass over to Oregon to meet ya now! :D
This one...pretty much just involves me. xD I really shouldn't chat when I'm sleepay... O__o
< Wasu> o_0
< Nic> bwaahahahahah
< Nic> kekehehehakahaha
< Nic> ooooh if I were an goldfish with a penis...
< Nic> i'd eat crackers
< Nic> and then i'm pee out pickles!
< Nic> and then i'd lick my mouse pad...
< Nic> and give it herpes
yes, i think highly of myself
< hannah > sexy? I thought you spelled it secksy
< me > it can be spelled sexy, secksy, or sexay; but no matter what way you choose to spell it you're talking about Trent Allen
(note: I'm not serious)
It all stems from this and this LJ entries. Note: I've never been so hyper in life as I have today.
*too lazy to but bold tags*
Random Guy says:
Hi wifey, how was your day?
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
I'm washing our half kids half clothes ;D
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
How's yours?
Random Guy says:
where'd we get half-kid's clothes again? xD
I'm great, I was bored so I went to visit my other wife when you were gone like a typical guy would *_*
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
*Typial-other-wife-slap* xD
THe half kid clothes shop, of course!
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Typical*
Random Guy says:
xDDD What was half-kids name again?
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Uh. He has a name? We didn't name him?
Random Guy says:
let's quickly invent something before he starts asking questions *_*
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
xD
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
I can't think.
Random Guy says:
how about.. demi-kid? xDD
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Lmfao! Demi-kid. That'll do.
Random Guy says:
xDDD this is so nuts
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Most likely. Demi-kid is goinmg to need a therapist.
Random Guy says:
and some prosthetic legs xD *dies*
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
MADE OF CANDY CANES!
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
...I dunno where that came frm. *dies*
Random Guy says:
xDD He could eat his legs! how cool is that! xDD
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Yay! If he got hungry, He could just eat them.
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
How odd. o_o
Random Guy says:
xDDDDDDD
Random Guy says:
*dies laughing*
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Poor kid. We'll have to buy him new legs every week xD
Random Guy says:
xDD This is the best convo ever
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
I'd quote from it, but I'm too lazy. *_*;
Random Guy says:
I will instead xDD
From before the ones Joe Keen posted. Too much..humor..
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
You r polygamist!
Random Guy says:
?
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
PlayMash XD
Random Guy says:
xDDD My results were the best ever
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Mine weren't! I'm married to you! And we have 2 1/2 kids *dies*
paperlanterndan (14:56:07): You'd make mistakes if you were ratarsed too. >:p
James: *watches munky vid* I really made that? *_*
Daniel: Yes. You are the source of today's cool.
James: xDDD If I ever get overly hyper again (probably still from the letter *_*) I'll make sure I have a camera and a stuffed toy around me and maybe something will happen *_*
Daniel: You know, if Bleys had said that, it would have been SO WRONG.
James: xDDD *falls over*
James: When I changed my EoFF name to Joe Keen he said "way to go, you've traded a cool name for a lame-ass one" xD
Daniel: Phhhbt.
Daniel: Coming from a guy who called himself "Gareas."