37) Most Helpful Gamer
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Damn straight you have no idea what you're doing. Little gamer boy, what hope is there for you if it takes a team of people to develop a game, and suddenly, you're supposed to solve it one day? Certainly possible, but not feasible. It's not like there's any cities buried underneath your cities. But there are treasures hidden inside chests. Indulge yourself, you hedonistic kleptomaniac.
Fortunately, there's a host of people who are just plain goddamn better than you at video games and ready to help reinforce the fact for the sake of the universe, and to reduce your fanboy complaining. But fortunately for you, they haven't quite sold out to go troll GameFAQs, they're here, at a Final Fantasy website, helping you play games that aren't Final Fantasy. Irony? Maybe not, but it's not quite what one would expect. Then again, that
would be the definition of irony, wouldn't it?
Screw the professionals, we know more than they do. We can goddamn break it down to a system of numbers and generators, and we can solve it without pictures. That's how good we are. But the matter is, how much do we help others? Can we tell the difference between a PS2 and a PS3? Can we argue the merits of an XBox360 versus a Wii? Do we know the differences among FFIIAm, FFIIj, FFIIDoS, FFII Origins, FFIVEasytype/Hardtype, Chronicles, FFIVA, FFIVDS, and Bud Light Lime?
So, let's break it down. We have a big giant Bomberman who can lift weights fifty-seven times his own, a borderline otaku with a penchant for knowing that Bones is a superior animation company, a tentacle man that enjoys wearing suits in 100 degree F weather, and one of the many sons of FFIX character Vivi. Frankly, I find them all to be great video game authorities with a strong sense of ethos (credibility).
But if there could only be one? Well, then it must be a secret item if it's unique. Can the rest of EoFF figure out where it's hidden?
That's still here? :cat:Quote: