Darn those rootin’, tootin’ bloody members! Always getting into crap with the Cid Knights, always getting into trouble, sayin the wrong thing! Bah! Back in the old days, members got publicly hazed and humiliated. None of this fancy pants banning crap. But it’s that darn modern techno crap got involved. It’s a sign of the times ya see!!
But these members... Jesus Christ. They get up to all sorts! Posting pictures of dirty male c**ks, swearing more profanities than myself, eating f**king chicken feet! That last one makes me want to smack em round with a trout!!
I swear, those Cid’s Knights have their work cut out with these bunch-a louts! All of them! I don’t know how they manage. Snipping bits here, snipping bits there. They deserve a medal having to cope with this s**t.
But banning ain't strong enough! I want the Thunderdome back. A trial by combat... I want to see REAL justice being done here. Banning is just too pansy! I want to see a fight to death, just like ma and pa did on a daily basis back at home. With the Thunderdome, balls to the wall action is seen and it draws a crowd! Any bad apples can be rooted out in there, stripped of all false reputation they don’t damn deserve!
If any of you win this award, you've been sent on the past for damnation ya hear! God is seeing up above. He sees ALL of ya’ll sins on the forums.
- An incredibly Conservative Southern American
