...What if?

I would talk to Zidane and I'd give him tips and tricks for gettin' teh chix.

What if you suddenly landed in my arms? ~_^

chaos: Then I would have a conversation with General Leo, asking him how painful his death was when Kefka took care of him, and how much he wished there was a gameshark code to make him come back to life. I would also ask him if he wanted to make a reappearance in future FF's to come, and if he wanted to be a playable character in that certain game, but that would only be a small part of the conversation, as I would use him to get all the dirt and gossip on many of the FFVI characters such as Terra :hyper: Then I would find out about the many secrets of Umaro and Gogo, and if they actually have feelings for eachother, and force General Leo to tell me his deepest darkest secrets.

EDIT: Whoops, I was too late.

Then I would be in confusion, and look at you if you truly are something big.

Rubedo: What if LionheartGriever was a character in Xenosaga?

Then I'd be all "I knew the original!"

What if YOU fell into MY arms?

I would beat you with a bat for stealing MY question.

What if you were beaten with a bat by me?

I can fight better then you can, it's impossible.

What if there was a law passed crimnilazing the use of the internet for everybody under the age of 15?

I wouldn't care in the slightest bit, since I'm 16. I'd laugh at all of the people under 15 and do a jig with a wig.

What would you do if your parents were transformed into pigs that sat on chairs made of pork rinds?

*insert Luca Blight reference here* then I'd eat the chairs.

What if a scientist actually came up with an answer to the question "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

I would murder the scientist and his notes so that the answer wouldn't be known by anyone else.

What if you were stranded on an island full of coconuts and insane crabs and lobsters?

Then I'd call a cab.

What if you had 1 hour left to live...as the same gender?

Then I'd take an overdose of sleeping pills. (:

What if I threw a durian in your face?

I would say "Hey, you just threw a durian at me!" Then I would throw it back at you.

What if everyone on the planet were TasteyPie clones?

Then everyone would jus sit there and be pies until everyone rotted and became rotten pies and then slowly decomposed until there were no more pies.

What if everyone was like me?

Ewww, I would shoot myself :p

What if everyone turned into tree monsters?

Then we'd all die because there wouldn't be any carbon dioxide for us to breath cause everyone was now trees!

What if I went on a crazy zombie rampage and ate every pie in sight?

I would jump into a container of zombie-proof gladware

What if zombie rednecks took over your hometown?