Originally Posted by Me
EVERYBODY LOVES DEMONDUDE55 - PILOT EPISODE
Firo Volonde runs in through the door.
FV: Honey, I'm home! :lol:
Demondude55 walks down the stairs, talking to himself.
DD: Man, this guy is loaded! Now do some stealing... Oh crap, you're here already?! :lol:
FV: Who are you? Argh, are you a burglar!? Please, take what you want, just don't hurt me or my wife!
DD: What? Where's your wife?
FV: Over there. Points.
DD: Uh, dude, you do know that's a jar of honey, right? :lol:
FV: Well, yeah, why d'ya think I said, "Honey, I'm home?"? :lol:
There is an awkward silence.
FV: Well, don't just stand there, get ready! My new neighbour's coming over for dinner and I want to make a good impression.
Scene cuts to FV, DD, and Giga Guess sitting at a table, eating berries
FV: So, Giga Guess, what do you do for a living?
GG: I work at a nuclear power plant. :lol: Looks at demondude55. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
DD: I don't think so. Why?
GG: Oh, you remind me of somebody from Eyes On Final Fantasy. I think he was called Devil Man. Are you him?
DD: No. Definitely not. Let's change the subject. Tell me, Firo, what is your opinions on lemmings? :lol:
GG: Now that I think about it, I'm sure you're Devil Man!
DD: Shut up! Devil Man shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! :lol: Er, I mean, demondude55 shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! :lol: Er, I mean, I shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! I'm leaving! Slips on a berry on the way out, and knocks himself out. :lol:
FV: Where did you say you know Devil Man from?
GG: Oh, from EoFF! :lol: It's the greatest forum on the interwebz, you should sign up ASAP! :lol:
Voiceover FV: And that's how I found out about EoFF. :lol: