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The Shinra Party Primary Candidates!
A REMINDER OF THE QUESTIONS!
1. Any crimes or misdemeanours?
2. Favourite flavour of ice cream?
3. Write a Haiku about why your party is the best.
4. Please tell us why you'd make a great candidate.
5. Create a political comic. You may find this generator useful, although you do not have to use it.
Candidate A
1. Nope. I am a good boy :D
2. Chocolate Chip cookie dough is very nice to me right now.
Write a Haiku about why your party is the best.
3. shinra party yeah
we are final fantasy
fans who eat cookies.
4. I have no idea what I am doing. so I'll make stuff up like a real politician. Vote for me and I'll mail you fake cookies!
5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...CandidateA.png
Candidate B
1. Ah, I love ambiguous questions. Have I committed any crimes personally? No. Can I be connected to a long series of conspiracies, schemes, and plots? Oh yes. Yes, yes. The question is, can you figure them out and link me to them? I dare you to try good sir.
2. Chocolate, it’s rich and flavorful. Just like me. Only I’m less of the flavorful and more on the obscenely rich.
3.
Denounce the evils
Of truth and love. It’s Shinra,
It’s power, that’s right!
4. I get things done. Maybe I don’t go out and do it ”fair”, or ”honestly”. But I get things accomplished. EoFF will see it’s golden days under me. I should be the candidate for the Shinra Party because I want exactly what our party stands for, an overzealous government making the masses understand what they want, and then giving it to them.
5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...CandidateB.png
Candidate C
1. Nothing I have done has jeapordized the future of these great forums.
2. Monkey. The chunky monkey.
3.
A vote for ShinRa
To end Avalanche nonsense
With what people want
4. All I have to do is stick with the issues.
The War
The war against GHF has been going on a long time. One look at my records will show not only that I am a veteran of that war, but also that I have been there since the beginning. Now is not the time to pull out! Not with the recent loss of Yamaneko, not when we still have soldiers fighting strong in this war! Soldier CKs the likes of Leeza, FOA, rubah, Azar, Loony BoB, Miriel, Flying Mullet, Roogle, Hsu and myself are still fighting this war! Why should EOFF give this war up now? Why should we give up when we still have soldiers fighting strong to this very day. If they haven't given up then who are the political leaders of this messege board to tell them when to stop? Who are they to decide when enough is enough? If the soldier CKs are still willing to fight then let them fight on. I support the on-going war in GHF!
Homeland Security
Homeland security is a tough subject. It's a tough subject because people care about their freedoms and priviledges. I'm sure many members are asking themselves why the ShinRa party are pushing for the use of real world names and real time homes of addresses. I can tell you that it's sole intended purpose is to provide better protection because that is what the member here at EOFF deserves. If names and addresses were required it would put second accounts to their very end! An automated system would instantly recognize if a new member's information matched up with an already existing member. It gets better. Have you ever been abused in a PM or ravaged by a troll? Have you ever felt yourself held in the flaming wars of words? I myself have, and I know many of you have too. The most frustrating part is not knowing who it is doing it because whoever is on the other side is hidden with a mask of wires and electronic pulses. With the approval of the ShinRa parties Homeland Security plan we will know exactly who is committing such acts of internet terrorism!
Law and Order
Let's be honest here members. There are criminals at EOFF. Not everyone is a criminal. Sometimes a member makes a mistake. ShinRa understands this and that is why they implement the three strike rule, unless it is a crime so severe it deserves instant banishment such as posting porn. It's the real criminals ShinRa are concerned with at that is the centerpiece of our Law and Order philosophy. These criminals don't care about the rules. They don't care if they're punished. They don't care about you! It is these people the ShinRa of EOFF want to get rid of and they get rid of them by banishment.
The Economy
A place like EOFF takes money to run. That is a hidden truth about the place that many people like to overlook. In order to help the members overlook that ShinRa accepts corporate sponsorship. It might seem like they don't care what with the ads and things you see around the site but I assure you your interests were in our minds when we made the decisions to host them. Interests such as we don't think you should have to pay to visit the site or make "special donations" to earn certain priviledges. A continuation of the current ad system at EOFF means a conntinuation of your economic freedom.
5.
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...andidateC1.jpg
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...andidateC2.jpg
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...andidateC3.jpg
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...andidateC4.jpg
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...andidateC5.jpg
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...andidateC6.jpg
Candidate D
1. none.I've worked off all the misdemeanours by... services.:shifty:
2. Straciatella!
3.
To beware fail,
and enemies at the gates,
we shall prevail!
4. Because I stand by all the traditional values that make people proud to be a member of ShinRa. CK's are our friends, our protectors, so what are a those few privacy laws we have to give up? All for making us feel safer and for a joke or two. Sending them to attack is priority number 1, in case of provocation, of course. :shifty:
I fully support the ads, as people who buy a membership don't see one. There is a price to free, and it keeps trolls and newbies away.
Closing off registration is a last resort, but the first thing we have to do is to make sure second accounts are impossible. IP check all the new accounts, as they do on TV.com
Spam trolls absolutely disgust me, so troll permanent banning and zero tolerance is my idea of justice.
5.http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...CandidateD.png
Candidate E
1. Maybe!
2. Avalanche Member Guts.
3.
Shinra is the best,
"Why is it the best?" you ask,
Because I said so!
4. Because I don't care about anybody but myself and this party appeals to me the most. This somehow means that I would try really hard to win or something. The first sentence made more sense in my head.
5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...candidateE.png
Candidate F
1. I can assure you that any crimes I have committed, I have committed them for the greater good of the forum. The next time you're in a big crowd of people, or when a traffic jam gets in the way of your weekly cotton candy binge, think to yourself, "Isn't the world a better place, with my president removing all of the newbies?"
2. The sweet taste of Freedom is the only taste worth fighting for. I wouldn't want to live in a world where I couldn't eat ice cream shaped like Freedom.
3.
Do you like newbies?
Shinra will shoo them away.
Vote us or perish.
4. If elected, I will ban all of the newbies and restore this forum to its former glory -- to the heydays where people loved each other and crime was down. If you value EoFFian values like Bruckner and newbie enforcement, and Saturday morning cartoons, vote for me. I'll institute an immediate ban on registration (no newbies!) and bring back the EoFF ORPG. Yes!
5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...CandidateF.png
Candidate G
1. I got a speeding ticket once?:bigsmile:
2. Lime Sherbet
3.
We Fight for Cid
Saving Final Fantasy
We Will Stand Tall
4. I personally think I'm a great candidate because I know how to associate with the people. I'm not the elitist that some may think exist in this party. I stand to help all the lower forum members. I stand to help the higher forum members discover their love for final fantasy again. I believe that our CK's need to do their job and shouldn't be hindered merely because it infringes on privacy. When you join Eyeson you join a family. You wouldn't want your family to not be able to help you would you? I would make a great candidate because I care.
5. http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/r...CandidateG.jpg
So there you go folks. Head to the Main Elections thread for voting instructions. Unless you have come from there, and in which case, hi!
Good luck everyone other then me. But me saying that doesn't mean I don't intend on trying to crush you. =D
Even though you'll prob win, how I'll never know(or if I did I would be winning xD), but good luck.
Kinda neat to put people next to applications, like a game. :p
Remember, my cake is not a lie! xD
Actually my current bet for winner is on TUH. With me coming in 2nd or 3rd to last. But that's pessimism for you, (Not about TUH winning, but about me losing!) it makes winning something a pleasant surprise.
But pretending to have confidence is more fun! So I will crush you into the ground with the piles of dirt I have on you all :jess:
Goldenboko is always mafia. We can't have that as president, thats what the department of Defense or the IRS is for. :p
I am always vanilla town, a nice president who can lead ShinRa into tomorrow, an age where our clean electricity feeds poor moogles in the FF CC forum.
Go Green! Vote qwerty!
I think it's obvious who I voted for.
A vote for me is a vote for progress. For my press conference, be on my MSN list at 10pm German time.
Thank you.
WOOOO TUH for pres!
Blow me away. I=o TUH I like your character and propaganda better than the others. WHOA! :eep: ;)
theundeadhero has now claimed victory in the Shinra Primary. Who will be his Vice-President?
And who among you would be willing to perform a task for the election?
Will new theundeadhero-WHOEVER '08 banners be made?
With posting allowed in each others' threads again, will we see the drama ignite once more?
Why have I posted this in both parties' threads?
Not a chance.
You were suppose to wait until I had the two posts all hyperlinked together before responding! :mad2:
I don't play by YOUR RULES. You and your FASCIST SYSTEM. I rebel! I say no!
yeah how do you like me now bitch? :cool:
(PS: Værn's your VP, right?)