The only guarantee in life is death. As it goes with the Ciddies. Once you win a Ciddie the only guarantee you have is that you will someday win your last one (and may already have). These members are in danger of seeing their eras come to an end, for a variety of reasons. Let's take a look at them and remember their prior glories.
Loony BoB
Loony BoB was once the King of EoFF. His reign was just, filled with spreadsheets, swear filters, and elaborate procedures. Eventually all the oldbies who tolerated him left and now he simply clings to EoFF like grown man to his childhood 'blankey'. Let's look at some of the Ciddies he's won over the years.
- Best Newbie - June 2001, December 2003, December 2005, June 2007, and December 2010 Ciddies
- Best Member - December 2003, June 2004, December 2004, June 2005, December 2005, and June 2006 Ciddies (Coincidentally, the last time BoB 'won' Best Member was right before the Ciddies Oversight Committee was established to ensure vote count accuracy.)
- Most Likely to Pretend to Love the Next Crappy Final Fantasy Game because He Already Paid Money for It - December 2011 Ciddies
- Cutest Couple - June 2002 (w/ Thorn), June 2003 (w/ Moonlady), June 2005 (w/ Shorty), and December 2006 Ciddies (w/ smittenkitten)
- Biggest BooB - Every Ciddies except June 2010 when ShlupQuack's Left Tit beat him by one vote.
Phoenix Rising
A relatively newer member, PR made a significant splash when he came on the scene. Unfortunately, he is conservative and we like to ban all the conservative members eventually. So this may be his last Ciddies. Let's see what he accomplished during his short time here.
- Best Republican - December 2011 Ciddies (defaulted to him since he was the only nominee not banned)
- Most Likely to Be a Troll - December 2011 Ciddies
- Most Likely to Get Trolled - December 2011 Ciddies
- Least Missed Member - December 2012 Ciddies (projection)
Psychotic
Who doesn't love Psychotic? Everyone loves Psychotic. Unfortunately, Psychotic doesn't love all of you, since his activity has declined from its once feverish level. One day he will just be a memory, a legend passed on through the EoFF generations. Let's reflect on what he has done while he's still with us.
- Most Likely to Have a Secret EoFF Girlfriend - June 2007, December 2009, June 2010, and June 2011 Ciddies
- Most Likely to Win Every Ciddies Award - June 2008, December 2008, and June 2009 Ciddies
- Most Likely to Eat Chili Filled with the Pubic Hairs of Every Member Whose Profile He's Messed With - December 2010 Ciddies
- Least Likely to Become a Cid's Knight - December 2005 Ciddies
- Best Cid's Knight - June 2006 Ciddies
- Best Administrator - Never
Raistlin
Unfortunately, Raistlin has been a member for EoFF for quite some time. Maybe one day he will go away but my guess is he will outlast us all, like a cockroach after a nuclear holocaust. Generally people leave when they get a girlfriend or a career and I can't see how he would ever have those things. He's actually managed to accumulate quite a few Ciddies over the years, which I guess makes sense since there are usually a few awards each time that you can use to make fun of people. Let's take a look.
- Best Newbie - December 1974 Ciddies
- Biggest Mark - April 2005, April 2006, April 2007, April 2008, and April 2009 Ciddies
- Ugliest Female - June 2009 Ciddies
- Most Likely to Laugh at His Own Joke from Five Years Ago - June 2004, December 2005, December 2006, December 2007, June 2008, December 2009, June 2010, and December 2011 Ciddies
- Most Likely to Get Together - December 2010 Ciddies (w/ ShlupQuack's Fist)
Roto13
Roto was a popular member who was once banned, either for being too sassy or too gay, I forget which. He's back now, but he's still sassy and gay so who knows when we might give him the axe again. If his time is up, this may be his last Ciddies. Let's see what he's managed to rack up in the meantime.
- Best Veteran - June 2008 Ciddies
- Most Likely to Be Banned - June 2008 Ciddies
- Most Missed Member - December 2008, June 2009, and June 2010 Ciddies
- Best Returning Member - December 2010 Ciddies
- Most Likely to Be Banned (Again) - June 2011 Ciddies
