Laguna: Barret, seriously. We need to choose NOW. This is someones future at stake!
Barret: I DON’T CARE. I DON’T LIKE ANY OF ‘EM.
Rikku: You big meanie! We have to pick a winner, they’re expecting us at the Ciddies!!!
Barret: Screw those Ciddies! I wanna take down the Shinra!
Terra: Barret, you did that like… ten years ago.
Barret: They’re back! I’m telling you! They’re hiding out in that Staff Forum! They’re just waiting for the right minute to come out and BLAM, that’s it, we’re DOOMED!
Laguna: Urgh. We’ve been over this… The Staff are NOT secretly the Shinra corporation.
Barret: Oh yeah? YEAAAAAH? You just keep thinking that but there’s something not smelling
right about that Del Murder. Who is he anyway? What do we know about him?
*Rikku casts Sleep on Barret*
Rikku: He needs to take a chill pill. Alright, let’s talk about our contestants! I have to say, I really like Tifa’s Boobs. They’re really shapely and I think they could bring a lot to the frontsite!
Laguna: You know what? I agree. They could make some big changes to the place and really pull in some new fans.
Terra: What am I doing here…?
Laguna: Urrrghhhh.. Hey you know what! That Formalhaut is shaping up to be quite the writer!
Rikku: Hmm, I know what you mean, he has written a lot of good stuff…
Terra: But Quint Eastwood could bring the comedic smackdown to the CK team, if we elect him it would make my day.
Laguna: Huh? Who put Chris in here?
Rikku: I DID! His act was great! We’re always saying that the contest needs more flavour and he has it! He has the X Factor!
Terra: He eats some pretty hardcore stuff. Rikku could be on to something, you know he could be the scariest CK…
Laguna: BUT I WANT AN EDITOR YOU GUYS!
Rikku: How about Proto for an Editor? He does all the art work features and he’s consistent and an all round good guy ya’know!
Laguna: Maybe… I think he has it in him to go far…. He could be just like me, I see myself in him so I think really, he could do it for sure. He could go fa-
Terra: Oh come on, stop with the sentimental trout already!
Laguna: Well… okay, but yeah he’s pretty good!
Terra: You know what, no. I know who I want. I want Shauna. She has the whole package! She’s a strong and independent young lady who isn’t afraid to fight for her desires! She is a leading lady in the making and I will stand behind her 100%.
Rikku: Now who’s getting sentimental….
Terra: Zip it, Toots.
Rikku: Yikes. Well, you know there’s something promising in Shion. She made a hellova effort for the food contest! So did Formy! I love them both! Can we have them both?
Laguna: No we can only have one!
*Barret wakes from his sleep*
Barret: What the hell? Where am I? Who are you freaks? WHAT DID YOU DO?
Terra: Uuuhhhhhh
Barret: Choose a winner you say? …. VERY WELL THEN. I CHOOSE……………!
