...What if?

Already happened.

What if the Backstreet Boys redid "real Emotion"?

Then I'd scream : GAY
(SPOILER)in a happy kinda way. (:

What if you were gay?

I would hit on ansem

What if I had a camera implanted on the inside of all of your monitors and was watching you right now?

Then you'd be doing one of 2 things...and I won't say what two things for that would put me at the risk of being Banned.

What if I asked you to marry me?

I would ask for a ring.

What if the internet was only used for free porn?

chaos: Free eh? Then perhaps this place would have 0 members then... :hyper:

Rubedo: What if the internet was a place only for free Xenosaga information?

Then I'd never be online.

What if you had a bowl of mac & cheese sitting in front of you?

I'd possibly sell it on eBay.

What if EoFF never existed?

Then I wouldn't be able to flirt with MB7 or DMKA.

What if Camui Gackt appeared on your doorstep wearing nothing but a pair of tight leather pants? *treasures the thought*

I'd tell him to get off my lawn.

What if right out of nowhere Sega said that the failure of the Dreamcast was a meer prank and they plan to go back into reproduction with newer hardware?

I'd steal a baby and sell it on the black market. Not necessarily to pay for the new Sega hardware, but just because it'd be fun.

What if someone stole your baby and sold it on the black market?

I'd kill them.

What if someone told you that Martina McBride was ugly? Would you hit hit them?

I'd laugh and say "Whatever".

What if you were a koala who lived in a zoo?

Then I'd be so cute and fluffy and I'd love myself. =}

What if Gackt asked you to be his bride? (I'd melt and faint before saying yes)

I'd say "And you'd be....?

What if Margaret Cho offered to do a private performance for you and a small group of friends?