<ShlupQuack> Nooo! No nekked Sean!
<ShlupQuack> I just wouldn't be able to handle that.
<ShlupQuack> I don't know if I'd laugh or puke.
* ShlupQuack cuts her boner off.
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<ShlupQuack> Nooo! No nekked Sean!
<ShlupQuack> I just wouldn't be able to handle that.
<ShlupQuack> I don't know if I'd laugh or puke.
* ShlupQuack cuts her boner off.
These are old... Maybe from like nearing a year ago? But whatever, it's all I have for retalliation. (Retalliation? Is that right?)
Kawaii_Ryuukishi- "Dick Cheney's a transvestite....female masturbation.....OH GOD, I actually said the vaginal scars thing..."
Kawaii_Ryuukishi- That's when a man sticks his PENIS in a woman's VAGINA and they make sweet, sweet love.
Kawaii_Ryuukishi- Yeah, she was confusing "colon" with "thick, throbbing penis."
And just for the fun of it.... (Sailor Fisheye = Belladonna)
Sailor_Fisheye hacks off a few more phallic tentacles to let off steam.
Sailor_Fisheye- Or when two women rub their v--no, I won't say it.
* Sailor_Fisheye beats herself with the big stick of punishment.
Sailor_Fisheye- Penises, penii... whatever
Sailor_Fisheye What? What's wrong with references to lesbian sex?
Makyen X: *whispers* Let me be your hero... */whispers*
KewlSkye: o_O;;
Makyen X: LET ME BE YOUR HERO BAY-BEE!! *on his knees, eyes closed*
Makyen X: Let me stay by you forever...
KewlSkye: Eh... o_O;; *runs*
Makyen X: ... you can take... my breath away. *almost crying*
Ooh, more quotey goodness. >=P (This was directly after the above.)
KewlSkye: *quotes*
Makyen X: *quotes your mama*
Makyen X: ^_~;
Makyen X: Sorry... I'm just... odd.
KewlSkye: *quotes YOUR mama* ^_~; Sorry... I'm also... odd.
Makyen X: *quotes your mama's MAMA!!*
KewlSkye: *quotes your mama's mama's mama!*
Makyen X: We'ze be odd, dawg. *some odd "homey-G" rappah styles symbol with fingers*
KewlSkye: Maybe I should quote this too. =P
Makyen X: *quotes your mama's roommate's daughter's gopher*
Makyen X: xDDD
KewlSkye: xDDDDD My mama doesn't have a roommate.
Makyen X: Shoot. *quotes you're TV*
KewlSkye: *QOUTS UR KUMPOOTR*
KewlSkye: Beat that. *wins*
Makyen X: Frigger digger!
For those who don't know (because apparently, Nicole didn't... xD), I was singing the lyrics from Hero by Enrique Iglasias. You know, that latino guy. O_O;
Kat says:
awww
Kat says:
plenty more fish!
Kat says:
...i wonder why they say that
Kat says:
what have fish got to do with anything?
Tiffany says:
I don't know what fish have to do with it
Tiffany says:
just one of those things
Kat says:
yeah s'pose
Tiffany says:
I would prefer; "There are plenty more hot, gorgeous muffin's in the basket"
You wouldn't understand unless you heard the rest when I said I loved hot choco muffins! ^^
·Scottie· I know what you mean, Britt. Many nights I have to scream "Give it to me, Britt's mom!" And she takes forever
KewlSkye: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Makyen X: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Makyen X: People will think I have no friends... xDDDDD
Makyen X: It's okay though... we'll keep people puzzled >=)))))))))
KewlSkye: Yeah. >=B
Makyen X: O_O
Makyen X: That is the coolest smiley ever!!!
KewlSkye: Two-tounged. =B
Makyen X: I thought those were buck-teetfh
KewlSkye: They could be.
Makyen X: =BBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Makyen X: xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Makyen X: That is the best!
KewlSkye: >=BppbPBPPBBPPBPBpbpBpbPBPbpPBPBPBB
Makyen X: xDDDDDDD
Makyen X: >=BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPBBBBB
KewlSkye: =o
Makyen X: =I
Makyen X: =J
KewlSkye: =L
Makyen X: =U
And here's more, directly after that:
KewlSkye: =A =B =C =D =E =F =G =H =I =J =K =L =M =N =O =P =Q =R =S =T =U =V =W =X =Y =Z
Makyen X: xD *quotage*
KewlSkye: w00t!
Makyen X: Darn
Makyen X: Should've quoted that one too
KewlSkye: It's not too late.
Makyen X: Too lazy... xDDD
Makyen X: =B
KewlSkye: <=B
Makyen X: |=B Unibrow
KewlSkye: |=O
Makyen X: xD
KewlSkye: |=P
KewlSkye: d:D->-<|:
Makyen X: O_O;;;;;;;;;
Makyen X: dxD->-<
KewlSkye: dxP-<-|
Makyen X: =K
This is a chat over ICQ between a friend and I. I'm Loserkid, he's ¤Chelsea's (which is supposed to be ¤Chelsea's Casanova¤, but the log cut it off).
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:40 PM FINE!
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:41 PM Use caps lock much?
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:42 PM NO. WHERE WOULD YOU GET SUCH AN IDEA?
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:42 PM I got the idea from seeing a show on the
Discovery channel about the mating season of
the wooly rhino. It was a traumatizing
experience, so no more talking about it.
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:43 PM ok
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:44 PM Good. Great. Fine. Super.
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:45 PM that's flabtabulusly spiffyterrific!
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:45 PM Holy duck flateulance, batman!
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:46 PM holy, mating wolly rinos, batman
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:46 PM SILENCE!
*sob*
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:46 PM *crowd is quiet, crickets chirp impatiently*
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:47 PM Holy impatient chirping crickets, batman!
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:47 PM AAAAAHHHHH! where?
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:48 PM Right...there! *points* Right next to the
breakdancing leprachauns!
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:49 PM *jumps into robin's arms* get 'em off! *pouts*
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:49 PM Sorry, all we got is a man running around with
his pants around his neck claiming to be
batman. No Robin for you!
¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:51 PM oh, that's not fair! tommy got his own Robin!
Loserkid 12/09/20 9:52 PM Well Tommy's going to die a horrible, firey
death for all of his sins.
And I'm going to quote this at EoFF, whether
you like it or not.
SOTHIS2U: Fine then, do you want what's in the bag, Kat?
Airanselcona: Yes, she does.
Airanselcona: Give it her.
Airanselcona: Give it to her.
Airanselcona: Before I go over the rate limit again.
timbersworld: er...
Airanselcona: I'll be sure to save this and convert it to mirc logs so I can statize it.
SOTHIS2U: Okay, *gives Kat the bag* Open it up.
Airanselcona: Mwahahaha.
Airanselcona: I will win!
timbersworld: lol
timbersworld: s***
SOTHIS2U: Yay! More lines for me.
Airanselcona: *slaps her*
timbersworld: thanx
SOTHIS2U: I said, OPEN IT!
timbersworld: What's the link to that page again.. I lost it
Airanselcona: Open the bag, and then I'll tell you.
timbersworld: *opens*
SOTHIS2U: *pops out the bag and s3x0rs her*
Airanselcona: That's disturbing on at least 5 levels.
SOTHIS2U: How I pulled off this amazing feat...the world may never know.
[Proto] I can't wait to get my scanner fixed. >=D
[Aexoden] Why?
[Proto] So I can scan that Diablos picture for you Cloud.
[Cloud] okay, thanx dude
*** Freya has joined #eoff
[Proto] And also, that nude female model. >=D not that I want to. *shrugs*
[Cloud] !_!
* Cloud beckons proto around the ally way
[Squally_Leonharty] [Proto] And also, that nude female model. >=D not that I want to. *shrugs* <-- GIMME!
[Squally_Leonharty] xD
[Squally_Leonharty] GIMME! GIMME! I wanna have it! xD
[Cloud] shhh, he's doing me first!
[Squally_Leonharty] o_O
* Squally_Leonharty quotes that.
:p
[9:18pm] (Ally) well, we found the LotR set in the addict...so...yeah
(Addict) WoT is aimed at a higher age group
(Addict) in the addict?
[9:18pm] (Ally) gah
[9:18pm] (Ally) attic
Kellyellie> You're the guy who I thought went to school with Tammy and Jewels
Razzerath> Yes.
Razzerath> Heh, the Tammy in our class is rather... dull.
Razzerath> She thought Christmas was on the twenty-fifth of december! xD
Razzerath> December*
Jewels> Heh.
Kellyellie> But it is?
Zell|School> ...
Razzerath> It is?
Razzerath> I thought it was the twenty-first...
Kellyellie> Noo!
* Razzerath blinks. "God damn, I'm a retard".
Jewels> Awww, well now you know.
Razzerath> Someone has to quote that. xD
"When you said 'peanut boy', i thought of daniel. i really did."
-Tammy
"shut up! i can drop anything, and you know it!"
-Tammy
"and while you are complaining about the price of pharmaceuticals, a little girl waits. and hopes. she hopes that someday she will get a letter from del."
-me
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[5:33.35pm] < Mindflare > Yes, we is.
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