I so need a job.
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I so need a job.
I swiped a package of Thai Ice Tea mix.
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I stole two computers. I work for the government.
Wait, that joke isn't very good.
GOVERNMENT: I am joking, I have stolen nothing from you. I swear to God.
nothing. ever. man i'm lame.
The ship's provision storeroom is where I get my daily grocery supply. :bigsmile:
Well, if minor office supplies do not count, I guess there isn't anything I can say... in public.
I probably ate my weight in grahm crackers and string cheese at my last job. But it's not like my boss minded.
JAMIL IS LAUNDERING MONEY INTO A SWEDISH BANK ACCOUNT HOLY :skull::skull::skull::skull:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roogle
cool stuff I find and air fresheners :D
All sorts of things when i worked for a supermarket i hated. I worked in the freezers and took a spoon to work, hid in the freezer and ate the ice cream. Also when they put me collecting trolleys people would leave the pound coin in all the time, i made loads that way. They sacked half the night shift for wheeling a pallet of booze out the back gate once.
Oh and when i was a chef i was always eating, i just called that quality control though. Funnily enough i never nicked when i worked behind a bar though. Although when you clean the pipes there was about 12 pints that had to be disposed of :)
i have quite a fetish for taking pens. i have many of them at home that i rarely use...
Paracetamol from the drugs trolley mini bottles of alcohol hand gel is as crazy as I get. Although once my friend asked me to steal her some urine dipsticks and baby labels. I never found out why.
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I stole excersise books from school a few years ago, and some blank CDs and DVDs and some chemicals from work (they were pretty colours), so just minor office supplies. ;)
I actuslly ended up returning the chemicals though, one had mercury in it which I found out easily comes out of this solution and didn't really want it sitting under my bed. :p
And pens aren't minor they are Major! Pens again is the master... and pens will rule all....Ugh ehemm...just forget what I said....Except for that Pens are major...Because it is the truth! Without pens there is no uh...well.. Pens!